Hoe Puncher

You bunch a god damn hoe enough said

I punched the hoe down the street my bros said i am a hoe puncher

by HOE PUNCHER April 26, 2017

Tree Puncher

Gamer slang; An inexperienced or bad Minecraft player, a n00b. Derived from the game's survival mode, wherein a new player must punch trees to acquire the wood needed to create rudimentary tools. Often used in an insulting or derogatory manner.

Tim sucks at Minecraft, he's god damn a tree puncher.

by Mod Eschar May 7, 2018

Finger Punched My Fart Box

When you get done taking a nasty deuce and you take the toilet paper to wipe your glory hole and as you are wiping your finger plunges through the toilet paper right into your butthole.

"Dude I'm pissed. I went to wipe my ass and I finger punched my fart box!"

by SRACRacer18 December 13, 2018

Clam puncher

Big angry ugly lesbian

"the opposite to lipstick lesbian"
Likely wanting to punch instead of caressing a Vagina.

"That looks like a clam puncher"

by SomeRandomMum March 19, 2023

punchersize

Violent act taken against annoying fast-food restaurant employee.

"Would you like to super size that for a quarter more?" "No, but I'll punchersize your face, for free!"

by Peter Norton November 7, 2003

stump puncher

A bloke who consistently bangs below their achievable standard.

Eg:

- “Aaron doesn’t even have a high bar and he stump punches.”
- “Why did he go home with that?”
“Because Aaron’s a rotten stump puncher.”
- “Did you see the stump Randall punched last night?”

by BadAzzStandards April 22, 2018

turd puncher

One who frequently engages in anal sex.

"You faggot ass turd puncher you"

by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003