Black pudding

The performance of cunnilungus during the period of menstruation, specifically in the face-sitting position.

Gonnae sit oan ma face, hen!
Aw, I cannae, Jim, I’m aw messy doon there!
Doesnae matter, hen. Am wanting ma black pudding.

by Littlebitofsupport? June 15, 2018

Stirring the pudding cup

Another term for masturbating as the sound of stirring a pudding cup sounds a lot like a moist masturbation. If someone suspects you of whackin' one off you simply tell them that you are simply stirring your pudding.

Where's the chief? He's in the bathroom stirring the pudding cup.

by Rico Suavemoose October 17, 2011

What if the world was made of pudding?

A rebuttal to an absurd, completely uncompounded, and over the top argument or statement.

Idiot: Well what if he invited you over to kidnap or kill you?
Intellectual: What if the world was made of pudding?

by Fish985 December 17, 2022

Pudding Smack

When a girl gives a guy a hand job. After he cums, the girl catches it in mid-air and smacks him in the face.

Dude, I was haveing sex with Jessica and she pudding smacked me.

by Lizards Are Coolish June 17, 2009

cooked a pudding

To shit, poop, crap, dump, pinch a loaf, drop deuce, defecated, take a dump, go number 2, do dookie, take a shit, drop a load, drop the kids off at the pool, shart, take the browns to the superbowl, blast a dookie, spray mud, hershey squirts, upper decker, tussle with the toilet, shitting, do a deuce nugget, burn a mule, battling the brown juggernaut, brawl with the bowl, pitch a loaf, do doo doo, juggernaut runs... Usually soft.

This occurs when one has a viral infection, when one is under excessive mental stress, or when one eats too much greasy fast-food.

{John} Dude, what took you so long??
{Bill} I cooked a pudding. :-3

Sorry I was late. I was cooking pudding all morning.

{Jack} Hey, Jill... Wanna mess around?
{Jill} Sure... But give me ten minutes. I have to go cook some pudding first.

by Dodqe September 24, 2010

pudding skins

The firm outer edge of a bowl of pudding that forms after leaving the container in a refrigerator (often uncovered) for several days.

"Hmmm...look at that delicious chocolate pudding!"
"Watch out for the pudding skins!"

by Levi W. January 28, 2008

grandads pudding

the process of preparing corn beef hash (corn beef with mash potato) then applying it to a big pair of your girlfriends big knickers/panties/apple catchers. she then wears them for the whole day, until the evening meal. you then take her knickers and eat the hash for your supper! yummy!

i ate my grandads pudding from my girlfriends knickers while watching blockbusters

by eggy_001 May 2, 2009