Reverse-procrastinate

Keep putting off something fun an excessive number of times so that you can be happier in the future.

I reverse-procrastinated eating my ice-cream for so long that it got freezer burn.

by Definitively Cool October 8, 2023

birthday greeting batch processing

To process in batch the sending of multiple birthday wishes to one's external friends on facebook.

Ah, look: I have EIGHT friends with birthdays today...
Hmm, looks like its time for a bit of birthday greeting batch processing...
*Copies and pastes the same text: "Happy Birthday have a great day! :)" into every 'say happy birthday' box*

by Captain Capable August 15, 2012

Procrastinate

I'll write a definition later. I'm too lazy.

I'm going to procrastinate instead of writing a definition.

by Pinkie Fazpie June 13, 2015

Procrastinastian

a religion that is based on the principle of procrastinating.

Say you believe in procrastinating as much as possible with school work. You could be considered a Procrastinastian.

by Pimpin' D November 2, 2004

Blast Processing

A term used for marketing purposes to promote the Sonic the Hedgehog series on Genesis. It worked.

by RandomSegaFanboy August 30, 2003

the processing

the paperwork, hoop jumping, cup peeing, sweet talking, etc one must endure in order to get a job and/or sex partner

john wanted a job and a sex partner, but dreaded the processing

the processing required for simple survival seems to be never-ending

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

procrastinate

Some lame excuse that people use for not wanting to participate in what others are doing on time so they choose to be their own individual and not accomplish things the same as other humans should.

President Bush procrastinate all the time by not giving the people what they want, but always saying that he will.

by stitch4eva March 10, 2008