probono

When a girl looks so damn good, you can bone it before you have a bonner.

That girl in those soffee shorts is definitely probono material!

by bird April 21, 2005

probobs

most likely that it will occur

-i am probobs going to forget that later

-are you goin to buy that?
-probobs.

by Becky Robinson October 14, 2007

proboscis weasel

Any of the small creatures that live within the nose. "Boogers" within the nostrils is infact Proboscis Weasel shit. "Snot" in the nose is actually urine from the Proboscis Weasel. They cause no other harm than clogging your nasil passage. You're born with them, you die with them, and they live off of nose hairs that have fallen out.

This damn Proboscis Weasel is giving me so many boogers, it pisses me off!

I've been so busy picking out all the boogers my Proboscis Weasel leaves that I forgot to pick up little Betsy from school.

by Karl March 14, 2004

Probro

A male prostitute; a prostitute who is also a bro.

"I wanna fuck that probro over there."

by buttpocalypse June 8, 2016

Counter-proportionate

A term used to describe two or more amounts, physical or metaphorical, that seem to take on a property of percentage. That is, when one amount rises, the other must drop in order to keep the maximum percentage at one hundred. (100%) This normally works against someone, especially the one who points out the counter-proportion.

It seems like the amount of friends a guy has on MySpace or Facebook is counter-proportionate to how many friends he has in real life.

God, it seems like the more this kid I'm babysitting likes a toy, the more noise it makes, the less I can enjoy myself while I'm watching him. Money be damned, I'm not doing this anymore.

by Vardinator September 9, 2009

nightmare of epic proportions

When your procrastinating boyfriend fails to reserve the suite at the best hotel in town the night your husband finally lets you go out with "the girls"! Dumb ass!

This is a "nightmare of epic proportions"!

by blondie January 13, 2005

Grande Super Proobra

A "Grande Super Proobra" is a very large test in school. This test is usually in a Spanish class but can be universal. Any test that is long and or difficult can be considered a "grande super proobra"

A 10 page Spanish Exam is considered a Grande Super Proobra.

by Mike D'Amato July 30, 2008