Happy Present Day

An Atheist term for "Christmas".

"Happy Present Day, everyone!"

by LaClown March 18, 2008

Birthday present

The act of a female performing oral sex on a male, aka, a blowjob.

Dude, Kayleigh told me that for my birthday she might throw in an extra birthday present.(;

by Peter and the Sunday Steppers June 16, 2009

Prekend

A night out before the weekend begins, usually on Thursday night.

It's not quite the weekend, but that's no excuse not to party!

On a Thursday night:

Tim: "Hey! Wanna have some drinks tonight?"

Matty: "Why not? It's the Prekend!"

by missepgeezey October 6, 2011

prepneck

Usually in the Charlotte NC area. Someone who acts like a redneck but trys to dress preppy. Not hitting that nail on the head either. Still wears gold chains the redneck in them...yells profanitys while drinking at the Graduate Independence...(circa 1992-2002). Likes to get in fights.

Prepnecks are anyone from Mint Hill NC. Comes from any outlying rural Charlotte NC area. Usually male. Females wear Keds and have bad boob jobs. Females normally throw drinks to get attention from aforementioned male prepnecks.

by roger polk August 7, 2006

preenager

The time of life when a person spends more than two hours "preening" at the mirror to get ready to leave the house. Preenage usually starts about age 12 for girls and 16 in boys, when they discover "the opposite sex" and want to be attractive.

I have give my daughter at least two hours notice before we're supposed to leave the house, because she's a preenager and takes forever in the bathroom getting ready.

by Black@Heart November 16, 2010

Perpendicularbisectedunicellularphotosynthesisingreproductiveasexualcollectiveconsciousness

Its the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosic fusion in bisectors of the photosynthesising ethis of circumlocution in floccinaucinihilipilification of pseudoephedrine in the common equilibrium in the crystalation process in the perpendicular of covalent bonding contrasting the antidisestablishmentarianism theorem.

"I used the Perpendicularbisectedunicellularphotosynthesisingreproductiveasexualcollectiveconsciousness formula to discover the equilibrium of the bisector in the photosynthetic material."

by USSRISGOOD July 19, 2019

poopy perpendicular

An act of anal sex in which the penis is never actually inserted into the rectum, but rather the man fucks the woman's butt cheeks in a manner reminiscent of titty fucking.

My girl's got some small titties, so I pulled a poopy perpendicular on her last night!

by Kelvin the king November 14, 2006