primadonno

The male version of primadonna.

1. A rich, successful man.

2. A man who has giant ego, a divo, uses his friends or his girlfriend for money.

I love your work, keep it up primadonno!

My friend is such a primadonno, he keeps on asking me for money favors.

by needyjapan April 12, 2019

premature launch

To have an over abundance of waste in one’s stomach from excessive indulgence in alcoholic beverage consumption and overeating, causing an uncontrollable movement in the bowels.

Roger: “what the hell is that un-godly smell?”
Nick: “Those two bowls of raisin bran I consumed last night almost caused me a premature launch this morning when I woke up”

by Nicky New Castle July 4, 2021

premature joculation

The act of celebrating an event before it has been fully resolved. Sometimes quickly followed by an embarrassing retraction when things turn out differently.

The Pulp Fiction quote by the Winston Wolf character "Let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet, Gentleman." is a great example of premature joculation.

by JT Basher May 30, 2008

premature ejaculation

Every man has a shotgun in their undercarriage. It has one barrel, but it can be filled with two types of ammo, urine or sperm. When a man shoots out sperm from his shotgun before sex or before 2 minutes into sex, he has prematurely ejaculated. It is one of the most embarrassing things a man can endure. Don't do it.

Premature ejaculation is a word too often connected with sex. Fight the battle against premature ejaculation today! Viva la revolution

by Andrew Shea August 25, 2004

prefade

when one has a social gathering before the major activity of the evening

We are going over to Reddell's for the prefade this weekend, are you coming ?

by aaron reddell March 1, 2004

Premarital sex

When a guy and girl, guy and guy, girl and girl or possible girl guy and girl, girl guy and guy, girl girl and girl, guy guy and guy etc. Get together and take a shit on what our lord and savior Jesus Christ who died for our sins. Aka Satan worshipers.

Will and Natalie engaged in premarital sex, so I went to church to pray for their souls.

by Greentesties June 11, 2019

premature ejaculation

To jettison your bombs before the misson has been completed

BOMBS AWAY!
Damn it joe thats the fifth time today, you damn premature ejaculation master

by Drue B December 26, 2006