phantom profile

A social network page, exp: facebook, twitter, or myspace profile that belongs/belonged to a now deceased person.
Could also be known as a "frozen profile".

My cousin has been gone for 3 years now, but on occasion I'll log onto facebook to look at his "phantom profile".

by mz_m September 29, 2010

petofile

adjective used to describe a complete douche who goes to a high school prom hoping to penetrate anything and everything in sight with his genitals tattoed in the design of the Florida State University seminole spear

that petofile is going to graduate school next year

why the hell is he at a high school prom?

by Captain Insane-0 April 26, 2010

aim profile

What teenage girls (11-16) and teenage guys (11-17) use to show their lifeless immaturity, and to show how big of a loser they really are. They use aim profiles, or aol profiles to do so.
-They usualy fill it with the latest rock lyrics, which tpyicaly have nothing to do with anything in their life.. They will also put quotes which no one besdies two or three people will understand, becuase it's that retarded.
-Girls (typicaly teeny boppers) will add bright colors and use bold/strikethrough to make it look "cool". Guys will try to look hardcore by making it small black font. Which does the exact opposite.
-Typicaly people who have enough time to do this and change their profile every few hours usualy have no significant spouse, and the ones that do, usualy are the same exact way. More then likely they are not active, and sit on their butts all day gaining weight, while hanging around on aim/myspace.

These are things you might find in a typical aim profile ...

"But you always find a way to keep me right here waiting
You always find the words to say to keep me right here waiting"

Or you will usualy find some idiotic quote...

" Cindy: Lmao wtf you are so funny
Brittany: heh hah wtf I know

^that's so typical of cindy! :) "

by Franky 3. June 25, 2006

pre-dofile

a prehistoric pedofile

barney the big purple dinosaur

by jeni December 6, 2004

pedofile

a pedofile is a person that is sexually attracted to a person that is WAYYY younger than them....we're talkin like a 35 yr old trying to pick up a 14 yr old...ewww....no one knows why although most studies show that they had a REALLY messed up childhood...although most pedofiles are men, there have been cases of women too....

My uncle likes to touch little boys butts.....he's such a pedofile.

by cns April 14, 2006

pedofied

To become stunned or paralyzed in arousal for underage children. Similar to petrified.

To convert (wood or other organic matter) into a stony replica by means of pedofication.

To cause to become stiff or rigid through exposure to children.

The man in the trench coat became aroused as the school bus unloaded onto the playground. His penis flooded with blood and his knees shivered; but, his hands had become pedofied, unable to expose the throbbing genitals underneath his trench coat.

by broughizzay October 22, 2009

profile arm

This is a chronic condition similar to carple tunnel syndrome where taking too many personal profile pictures in front of the mirror creates nerve damage in the out stretched arm where the camera is.

Also, can be used to describe the stump of an arm left after a photo was or wasn't croped when people take their own profile pic in the mirror.

Sam didn't know that he was going to get profile arm from taking only 50 pics for his social website profile, but his dead arm and the wait in the emergency room convinced him otherwise.

Tina should have croped her pic further because you can still see her profile arm in the photo.

by ChrisDoc November 8, 2009