precious

adj. describing something cute and/or pathetic; not to be taken seriously.

Usually used with undertones of irony to make fun of someone or something but sometimes used in earnest when describing something small and adorable.

Used much in the same way cute is often directed at men by women.

Look at this precious little doggy!

or

This little 6 year-old is getting so angry because his sister is beating up on him--precious!

by S. Pilgrim September 1, 2010

precious game

similiar to slug bug. Precious has the same rules useing very over weight black woman.

I didn't know we were playing the precious game

by bushabushabusha June 10, 2010

Precious

A derogatory way to describe someone who overreacts to something of low value or importance

"He is complaining over $2, he's so precious!"

by Cadj May 24, 2010

preciouses

Slang term created by Ehm for boobs, especially the boobs of those named Aly. Originated from the language of ahl.

Ehm tried to grab the preciouses, but I stAHLped her.

It's about the SPIRIT of preciouses, not getting the preciouses.

by AHL January 15, 2004

precious

to make fun of a fat friend of yours. to relate their size and weight to that fat chick from the movie "precious".

"yo precious! i had a banana cream pie on the counter. where'd it go?"

by thunderjeff January 8, 2010

Precious

Based on the novel "Push" by Sapphire

"Hey, have you seen Precious?"

"No, but I have seen Precious, based on the novel "Push" by Sapphire

by Not Sapphire February 14, 2010

Dirty Precious

When a gorgeous dark skinned goddess of a woman lures a foreigner in with her charm and beauty, only to lure him in and domesticate him as some sort of sexual pet

Dave: Did you hear about David, he left to meet his sweetheart and never came back!
Todd: he was a good lad ... Pretty sure he got the ol' dirty precious.
Dave: lucky bastard!

by PervHirt September 5, 2019