Prayers

Something people say on facebook when they don't feel like being thoughtful or doing something that would require any real effort.

Mary: Since my husband passed away last month I've had a very hard time and feel so disconnected and depressed.
Friend 1: "Prayers"
Friend 2: "Prayers"
Friend 3: "Praying"

by paleoham November 17, 2016

Prayershock

The feeling of embarrassment and awkwardness experienced when you walk in on someone deep in prayer. Do you walk out and pretend you were never there? What if you hiccup? Should you pretend to pray too?

When Hans walked into Billy's room and saw him praying earnestly, he experienced a strong surge of prayershock.

by FussyGinger September 28, 2011

Prayer Hands

When a guy ejaculates in a girl's hands while they're sleeping and sticks them together so that when they wake up their hands are stuck together in the prayer position.

"Can you spoon feed me my cereal Jenna?"
"Why do you need me to spoon feed you?"
"Jason prayer handed me again last night."
"Oh Jason and his prayer hands."

by Reverend Dick Johnson September 30, 2009

patrick mahomes prayer

When you are playing football and are about to or are in the process of getting sacked ( probably because your o-line is ass) and you still make a complete pass.

I told that boy say the Patrick Mahomes prayer and chuck the ball and hope it lands and we won 67 to 21

by The joker of Philosophy April 24, 2022

Prayer Warriors

People think they can solve things by talking to themselves and hoping a bearded man in a night-gown hears them.

Person 1. "Hey, look at this picture of a baby on life-support that my mom shared."
Person 2. "Try not to look at the comments, it's full of Prayer Warriors."

by Herp Herpkinson February 15, 2014

PRANGER

Pranger or pulling a pranger.....going out of your way both with time and effort just to waste somebody's time with humor.

Also meaning accident prone to others.

she drove 50 miles and just to call me from a payphone so she could fart in the phone, it was so pranger of her.

I always seem to trip over his foot.

by regnarP April 4, 2010

prayer vultures

The people who flock to the comments section of any news story dealing with the tragic death of a sympathetic person or persons and post crap like, "So sad. Prayers up for her and her family," and "Thoughts and prayers to the families and friends."

Those freaking prayer vultures spend more time posting than praying.

by jack6128 April 30, 2010