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spaff patch

The art of having sex, then pulling out at the last minute, leaving a sizeable jizz stain on the surface on which the act was performed
Oh my god have you seen the size of that spaff patch we have left on those sheets, little bit of chocolate eclair too
by christopher wistopher November 4, 2012
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Nant Prachuabmoh

The sexy beast pro tennis player and the official captain of Thailand. He likes to walk around the house naked and swing around his small Thailandish tennis racket.
Nant Prachuabmoh is one sexy little boy
by dildy69 June 25, 2018
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Fertilizing the Patch

When you take your dip out when your having sex with her and sprinkle it on her pubes
I heard Kevin tried the "Fertilizing the Patch" last night but the chick was an apple.
by minpion September 27, 2010
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Red Patch

A 1x1 inch piece of red cloth placed on the utility cover and
A 1x3 inch piece of red cloth placed on the utility trousers just below the cargo pockets and center of a US Marine who holds the occupation of 0481 Landing Support Specialist
Hey why does that Marine have a Red patch on his uniform?

He has AIDS
He is a Logistics bubba
He is an underwater sniper
He is an in flight missle repairman
He is a homosexual as denoted by the term Red Tag Fag.
by Redpatcher February 4, 2010
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Patchou

Name of a software developer mainly known for creating Messenger Plus!, an add-on for MSN Messenger. Friendly to his users despite the bad comments some of them make because of the sponsor program he distributes with his software.
Patchou is the developer of Messenger Plus!
by Mark A. December 28, 2005
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patchwork family

A new family made up from the remnants of divorced families.
Similar to the definition of a patchwork car. This term is used (in English) in German speaking countries.
Those newly-weds make a nice patchwork family. He brought his two daughters into the marriage, and she has a son from her first husband.
by Hal2 February 12, 2009
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Pratham

The coolest guy in the universe.

Some say he's a very hot and sexy guy...
by Not Pratham December 31, 2020
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