The position when a girl is bent over so you can see her butt and her pussy, therefore called the B and P position. Aka the best position to observe a woman in the world.
by jon62551 September 29, 2009
Get the B and P position mug.Used to indicate that the person speaking is under duress. Therefore, it negates the rest of the statement. Useful for lying discreetly at a social gathering or party. Used by Jack Bauer in the TV show 24.
(At crowded party)
Ben: Hey man, you and I are best friends forever, right?
Me: Sure. You and I are best friends. I am in a flank two position.
Girl: But you told me that you loved me last night, baby.
Me: I know I said that, but I was in a flank two position!
Ben: Hey man, you and I are best friends forever, right?
Me: Sure. You and I are best friends. I am in a flank two position.
Girl: But you told me that you loved me last night, baby.
Me: I know I said that, but I was in a flank two position!
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Despite his status, Bill is positively frisky! He carries condoms in his wallet, car, and back pack.
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Get the posting through it mug.The Lane Position is when you, and (a) friend(s),
and lay down in the middle of the road (preferably
a lane w/ more traffic), with an erection. The first
one to become flaccid wins; the loser loses his penis.
This can be accomplished side-by-side or, one after another. (feet-to-head)
Exceptions:
Cars need to be going fast. The faster the car, the
more extreme.
No Blacks. (they'll never win)
No Asians. (they'll always win)
and lay down in the middle of the road (preferably
a lane w/ more traffic), with an erection. The first
one to become flaccid wins; the loser loses his penis.
This can be accomplished side-by-side or, one after another. (feet-to-head)
Exceptions:
Cars need to be going fast. The faster the car, the
more extreme.
No Blacks. (they'll never win)
No Asians. (they'll always win)
Friend 1: Want to go on the interstate, and do the Lane Position?
Friend 2: No, I am black; therefore I will not be able to partake. You see, I am too well endowed.
Friend 1: Oh.. well, would you care to partake, Friend 3?
Friend 3: Fuck no.
Friend 2: No, I am black; therefore I will not be able to partake. You see, I am too well endowed.
Friend 1: Oh.. well, would you care to partake, Friend 3?
Friend 3: Fuck no.
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Person 2: "You should ask Kaja to move in with you, she will have the house looking great in no time - she is clean positive"
Person 1: "Bring it!"
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Person 1: "Bring it!"
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Get the Clean positive mug.A sexual position in which the female gets on her hands and knees while the male thrusts from the back. Commonly referred to as doggie style.
Hey man, what do you think about our economy?
I don't know but my favorite way to have sex is in doggie-position.
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I don't know but my favorite way to have sex is in doggie-position.
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