poopnaner

if you were at cross camp 2021, you know lol poopnaner… my friends took some bananas and brownies back to their dorm in their bag. There isn’t much to explain but when i came to the dorm there was brownie and toilet paper all over the banana. Then, you know that hysterical laugh where you and your friends are laughing at something so stupid that you can’t breath and tears just start coming out and then somehow your screaming but then you can’t breath again and you’re laughing like your abt to die. that’s how we were laughing. to be fair we were all sleep deprived but yeah.

“poopnaner”

by hskajcidbbfskh December 3, 2021

Poopa Turdy

Doing a Poopa Turdy is to pretend that you have 'accidentally' spilt hot chocolate over your lap and friend's bedsheets, when really you have just farted and 'accidentally' followed through.

*Whilst watching a film*

Girl 1: "Hey, err, what is that on your lap...?"
Girl 2: "Oh! It's just hot chocolate, I swear! She knocked it over me when she sat down!!"
Girl 3: "Are you sure? I think you might have done a Poopa Turdy."

by notpartofthedoodlecrew May 21, 2010

Poonami-Tsunami

A phrase coined in the year 2013 referring to when you get a girl super wet. Therefore, Poonami-Tsunami.

Dylan ate that heavy honey out so well that he gave her a poonami-tsunami.

It was a poonami-tsunami down there.

by gingginggingging September 7, 2013

poonap

To rest your eyes for a short time period whilst mid-poo resulting in your friends wondering why you to took so long in the toilet.

Jane: What on earth have you been up to John? You were in the toilet for ages!
John: Sorry, I just had a little poonap.

by MrsKensington September 4, 2016

Poopa scoopa

This word refers to a skinny nigga

Damn that nigga skinny

He a poopa scoopa

by Sub to gore hits on yt February 26, 2022

poonanny

a girls pussy or cunt..whatever u wanna call it

'yeah she had a sexy poonanny', 'last night she let me touch her poonanny'

by mattdonns October 7, 2006

poopachute

The piece(s) of toilet paper laid down on the water inside the toilet bowl to prevent splashing against the butthole as the turd(s) break the water threshold.

" Bro, it was such a good idea to use a poopachute at the airport. Who knows what kind of stuff was lingering in that toilet."

by steveodabevo June 21, 2014