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After-school poonies

After a long day at school—a place where one is rushed to finish pooing and where one experiences paranoia and anxiety while pooing—the bathroom at home is a relief, knowing that you can poo in peace for as long as you need.
insert name went home and immediately took his after-school poonies.
by m1rlax0 October 28, 2021
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pooni

oh no, my pooni smells funky!
by funkypoonigirl June 5, 2021
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POONIS

POONIS POONIS
I have a fatty poonis/ i need to take a fatty POONIS
by ElL3T September 16, 2024
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Poonis Formula

Formula for finding out wether or not you got poonis or just a little poo on your dick.
(Refer to poonis definition )
Multiply bristol stool chart value excluding 1 as it can never poonis, multiplied by how many grams of poo was on your dick. That value, or P, if equal to or over 100 will be poonis. This assumes average penis size and excludes other variables.
Holy shit bro i did anal last night and she lowk pood a bit. Did i get poonised?

Ay idk bruh peep the poonis formula
by PoonisEnjoyerOneMillion August 13, 2025
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