poofing

The act of disappearing or becomeing invisible.

Chick 1: Wow i cant see him anymore
Chick 2: Dont worry about him, his poofing

by Poofing:) September 12, 2009

poofda

a poofda is the full version of the word poof. It means a homosexual/fag/queer.

"You're such a poofda mate"

by hotchickxox November 19, 2013

Poofie

The act of taking selfies whilst pooping and sending them to your unsuspecting friends.

I'm getting real tired of all these poofie's that Geoffrey has been snapchatting me today

by Fergo's got a gun April 11, 2014

Poofie

The kind of poop that you get when you are constipated and it floats . Also rabbit poop . Looks like Cocoa Pebbles or Sugar Puffs.

Noah left some poofies in the toilet again.

by Ujal April 4, 2005

pooffoo valve

pooffoo valve ,..is ....your anus orbum bumholeor bowel muscles

When I(author) was a child,..I, as my children were /are ...quite able in lifting heavy awkward objects with ease...but my parents,and associates would say...."be very carefull ,or you'll bust your pooffoo valve",..as which was experienced later in my adult working life, caused by singularly sometimes lifting /moving 100kg objects ( automotive engine blocks,2x50kg bags of cement)..with much later aquired bowel prolapse ,and operation to rectify,.. surgery recovery period very painfull...so... good advice..".Don't bust your pooffoo valve"

by lean mean green machine September 5, 2009

poof chariot

a Poof Chariot is a term to define the certain type of cars driven by young and old males.

These cars are often driven by older male Chavs and neds

These type of cars are also normally the car favoured by women but for some reason guys like to have these cars too but tart them up a bit more to make it seem manly when in fact it makes it the complete opposite.


Any form of small car/van that is tarted up to make it look special or on par with real powerful cars when in fact it doesnt really.
Tarting up covers.
* Tinted windows
* Spoilers
* Unnecessarily Huge Exhausts
* little lights in the water wiper jets

These things may be cool in more 'manly' cars but they are not cool on poof chariots.

Remember, they are only poof chariots if they are driven by guys.
I would say men instead of guys but if they were men they wouldnt have poof chariots!

Citreon Saxo
Fiestas
any small Peugeot
etc etc.

by Doogal November 25, 2004

Poof

Poof is a hair style that only looks good on Christina Grimmie and will never look bad on her ever!!

Girl:I just got my hair to have poof do you love it?
Guy:NO IT ONLY LOOKS GOOD ON CHRISTINA GRIMMIE!!

by Team Grimmie November 28, 2011