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Poofed

Alternative for saying "gone" when drunk or high.
Guy 1: Check out that guy stumbling over there!
Guy 2: Man he must be poofed.
by MarcelDJones September 5, 2010
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pooned

Pooned originated from pwned, which originated from owned. Pwned was made popular in counterstrike, as a more "1337" way of saying owned. Owned was mispelled as pwned in some other game, i think warcraft, which is how pwned came about, sort of a joke. Pooned came to my attention from watching the MyGot hacker flash video of counterstrike, in which it portrays some nerd saying pwned outloud, hence the pronunciation "pooned."

E.G.- "OMG, i love the map dust, i can poon so many noobs, and maybe if i poon enough noobs today, i can raise my server rank from 3 to 1 (hehehe)"

I then myself started using poon and pooned while playing counterstrike cuz it was funny as hell when people asked, "wtf does pooned mean?" Now, apparently, a lot of people use it, i haven't seen it though, only on servers i play in, in which case the bastards stole the word from me. They should be pooned for that.
"My napalm grenade burninated your ass, POONED!"

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poomertang

when ya throw away pussy, and it comes back and almost hits you in the face!!
oh man, that poomertang almost knocked me top off
by werdswerth September 9, 2009
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pooped up

1. A period of time when attempts to thoroughly poop are frequent and unsuccessful. (usually 30 minute to 2 hour intervals)

2. When you think you are done pooping but you have to go again.
3. Can't completely poop but still poop out a lot of poo
Buster ate mom's enchiladas and now he's pooped up for days.
by sparky lawn star June 3, 2010
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Poomid

The shape of a perfectly formed pile of shit. The pyramid shape is the ultimate poo triangle. Often times left by show dogs, egyptians, and women.

May also be a pyramid of poo in a text message made by emoticons to represent the awesomeness of a poo an individual just saw, or took themselves without sending an actual picture of feces.
The dog is fabulous, it only makes poomids.

Jeff sent a poomid via text to Adrianne to represent how awesome of a poo his dog just took.
by JJ the jet plane December 7, 2012
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Poomuda triangle

When 3 people bend over creating a triangle when viewed from above and shit into each other's mouth.
I guess there's nothing else left
To do!! Let's try the poomuda triangle
by Snotto March 24, 2016
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Poomergency

3, 2, 1 - poo
Give me the keys, I have a poomergency!
by MageOfSorts July 26, 2017
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