pooding

Pooding- "A word with universal meaning; can be used in any context; meaning good, bad, and the damn right anything."

-This apple tatses like pooding
-That car is pooding
-You've got pooding on your shirt
-Pooding?
-1+5=Pooding
-Man 1-"Is the 5th of July a monday?". Man 2-"Pooding?"

by guppygould May 30, 2009

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poofinger

Inserting the index finger into an unsuspecting subjects butt hole and shouting "Poo finger". Laughter usually follows the poofinger, except the subject who is left mildly disgusted and scarred.

Group of people. one sticks their finger in another one of their asses...
"POOFINGER"
*Laughter

by Jordan Klein February 12, 2004

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Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a
supplement for viagra.

Lora let's me do the pooning.

by Heyhohe January 25, 2022

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power pooping

Pooping so fast it seems like you're in a competition.
Takes about 1-2 minutes, wipe included.

Me: BRB! 7:00 PM
You: ok! 7:00 PM
Me: Man, what a great power poop, I felt like I was in a power pooping competition 7:01 PM
You: Dude, you just broke a world record!
Me: Yeah, I break it about 3 times a week

by ScottzorusMaximus May 22, 2009

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