Infantile Pillock

A childish and stupid person.

Dude A: "Why are you laughing at that stupid joke someone just told you?"
Dude B " I really can't help it."
Dude A " You really are acting like an infantile pillock."

by Hay, Dan Newman, Dan the Man July 20, 2016

Poplockin' the wampwamp

Jumping out the window of a house, apartment, or other residential dwelling and completing as many breakdancing moves as possible before hitting the ground (the wampwamp).

That nigga poplockin' the wampwamp from seven up, damn.

by Atomo May 4, 2007

Jackson Pollocked

When you have explosive diarrhea and it splatters on the back of the toilet bowl resulting in an abstract expressionist 'movement'

I could not use that stall because someone Jackson Pollocked all over it.

by SwedishNinja April 29, 2010

pillock

A stupid pratt; a wazzock

He accidentally emailed page of dirty jokes to his boss's wife - the pillock.

by martin November 12, 2003

Bloody Polock

Breakfast drink consisting of Polish Vodka, V-8 Vegetable juice, Worcestershire, Tabasco, and lemon. Served with garnish of pickled onion and cured meat (preferably Kielbasa)

Had to have a Bloody Polock this morning to set me straight.

by Polish Drunk March 17, 2011

pillock

james may favorite word

clarkson you infertile pillock

by taxfrauder2000 April 28, 2021

Pollocking

The act of pulling out right before ejaculation and whipping your penis around in a spastic manner all over your partner

Dude, I was pollocking all over that girl last night, she was so surprised.

by Mr.Talks-A-Big-Game August 29, 2011