Pols

Secret, dark information that you don't want exposed. Personal things that you'd like to keep unrevealed. Often mischievous and troublesome things.

Person A: You used to .....
Person. B : *stops person A halfway between their sentence* Don't expose my POLS!

by Frgamzrn April 10, 2017

por/pol

Proof-Of-Reserves / Proof-Of-Liabilities

A company's proof of its cash and money on hand compared to its debt and financial liability.

Claimed to be invented by crypto-CEO Marshall Hayner.

Where's the por/pol for Metallicus Inc.? I thought the CEO said he invented it... so how do we know he's not misappropriating customer funds without por/pol?....

by midaswelby March 6, 2024

Pol

The hottest person in the world. A Pol can be very dramatic, but his hotness makes up for that. Pols have a great ass, and you will never meet someone as great as them. You should never touch a Pol's hair, because you will die. Pols are crazily funny, and are generally the most popular people in the school. They are friends with everyone. But beware, they may have uncontrollable, demonic laugh attacks when they are paired with someone named Naomi.

Person 1: Hey, I just met someone Pol.
Person 2: How was he?
Person 1: I jizzed when I saw him.

by Wazaaaaaaaaaa September 30, 2019

Pol

Un fucking maricon que no hace nada. Prefiere quedarse en casa antes que ir al gimasio. No se como piensa dejar de pesar 40 kg. Y luego tiene la valia de decir "es que me veo las piernas pequeñas" . Y ademas un pene excesivamente pequeño.

Hola me llamo Pol y soy un retrasado que prefiero jugar a la play que ir al gimnasio.

by Tumorenito19 June 9, 2022

Pol

(Passed out laughing)

The action of laughing so hard on a particular thing that you eventually pass out.

Can be used instead of lol. (Laughing out loud)

He said that pol

by Greatapitite November 16, 2020