Jean Pol

He is a shy guy with a very very very very very very very very large, long and thick dick, for real i still don't believe that size is even naturally possible. He is so intelligent and very good at maths. Anyway, never rely on capricorn nigg*s

Jean Pol has got a very long dic*

by Marc Giralt November 23, 2021

Pol

The hottest person in the world. A Pol can be very dramatic, but his hotness makes up for that. Pols have a great ass, and you will never meet someone as great as them. You should never touch a Pol's hair, because you will die. Pols are crazily funny, and are generally the most popular people in the school. They are friends with everyone. But beware, they may have uncontrollable, demonic laugh attacks when they are paired with someone named Naomi.

Person 1: Hey, I just met someone Pol.
Person 2: How was he?
Person 1: I jizzed when I saw him.

by Wazaaaaaaaaaa September 30, 2019

Pol Duran

Leaving a child without proper care, supervision, or support, often with other underage children

Don’t forget to hire a babysitter, you don’t want to pol duran that child

by The Gambler 805 May 11, 2024

Pol

Pol: meaning 'humble' in latin. P= Perfect O=Out of this world L=Legend. Pol is probably the coolest guy around but he wont tell you that. He is the kinda of guy you want by your side when fighting off an army of 10,000 pygmies with poisen arrows. He can tell you what colour your underwear is by looking into your eyes. He is wanted in three countries by the authorities. He is wanted in 162 countries by most women. He can eat a cheeseburger in 1 bite. He can lick his own elbow and other peoples too. Scientists have said that he is so hot that he may be the main reason for global warming. His shit doesn't stink, in fact it smells like car polish. He was refused entry to the USA because his biceps were classed weapons of mass destruction. He is in the guiness book of world records for completing the most somersaults in a row (126,253). We spends: Mondays at orphanages, Tuesdays at homeless shelters, Wednesdays at retirement homes, Thursdays developing a cure for AIDS, Fridays playing racquet ball with Bono and Sting and Weeknds writing prize winning novels.

Person 1: is that pol???? he's so sexy
Person 2: I know, his biceps could take out a small african village with one finger

by Wazaaaaaaaaaa December 11, 2020

PoL

Proof of Life. Confirmation that an individual has survived a night of partying.

Man, you were hammered last night. Gonna need PoL so txt me.

by MsNYer December 6, 2021