One who against all medical advice and common sense decides to not just lift weights at the gym, but instead decides to lift ALL of them. Platform pirates are often spotted on the platform with red faces, bulging neck veins and a general sense of pissed-off-ness not just at the impossibility of lifting the weight, but of the world.
Person A: Hey Schmicky! Look over there, that f***er is making away with all our weights like a drunken sailor making off with wenches.
Person B: That's not a sailor, that's a f***ing Platform Pirate! Don't f*** with him, he's on a mission!
Person B: That's not a sailor, that's a f***ing Platform Pirate! Don't f*** with him, he's on a mission!
by jjboseck June 8, 2011
Get the Platform Pirate mug.Step 1) Gouge a girls eyes out.
Step 2) One in the Pink, One in the Stink, Two in the eyes , One in the Mouth, Two in the hands.
Step 3) Cycle Left and Repeat.
Step 2) One in the Pink, One in the Stink, Two in the eyes , One in the Mouth, Two in the hands.
Step 3) Cycle Left and Repeat.
by AndyAndCrew September 30, 2011
Get the Platinum Panther mug.When you have been up multiple nights in a row on a sick bender looking what you think is “Fresh as fuck” while in reality you are crabbing out looking like a dried up ball sack with one black curly pube and struggling for dear life while fighting shadow people even though it’s night time. During this 1-whole life process you are continually stringing together sentences out of sheer luck that only other people almost in the same state as a “Plath” can understand while making homosexual gestures
Did you see Keeno and Box lastnight humping the tree and rubbing the pussy cats genitals ? They were in a state, a Plathy state.
by SickCantt February 17, 2022
Get the Plathy mug.The U-Plate, or urinal plate, is the act of defecating in a urinal. It requires precision aim to execute without soiling oneself.
by B Young August 14, 2006
Get the U-Plate mug.A piece of protective equipment used in football and is attached to the bottom of the shoulder pads. Although it is geared towards protecting the player it is mainly used to increase swag points while on the football field. Don't get a back plate unless you have major swag and are a key player on your team.
by JJohnsonfromdubville December 26, 2010
Get the Back Plate mug.Hand-plate- a lad that is invited to private parties such as; 21st, 18th ,wedding,funeral or dinner dance. When the food is revealed he will try and fit as much on his hand as possible without the inconvenience of using a plate. The hand may consist of many food types such as sandwiches, chicken tenders, sausages, salad, onion rings, cake.
Look at hand-plate he has 12 onion rings on each finger.
Where are all the sandwiches gone?
Did you try the hand-plate?
Jaysus nothing left at this fuckin party, Buth shur sin't hand-plate here ya could feed a small african town off his hand
One in the bush is worth two in the hand plate
Where are all the sandwiches gone?
Did you try the hand-plate?
Jaysus nothing left at this fuckin party, Buth shur sin't hand-plate here ya could feed a small african town off his hand
One in the bush is worth two in the hand plate
by cash-in-the-neil April 13, 2013
Get the Hand-plate mug.I had a ticket I forgot about, so when I got pulled over, they took me in. I called Jeff to bail me out, gold plated fucker didn't. I just got out today.
by Polluter1 June 7, 2018
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