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Disc-placing

A new hilarious teen trend, disc-placing is taking millennial by storm. It's a brand new disc golf prank that's easy to pull and fun for all. Simply place a disc in the pin, preferably a driver to make it more convincing, take a picture, and send it to all your friends claiming to have made a hole-in-one. Then sit back and enjoy the congratulations.
"hey dudes check it out (texts pic of disc in pin). I aced it"
"awesome, bro"
"Great job, man"
"are you sure you weren't disc-placing?"
"no, dad." (snickers)
"you'd better not have. Because if I find out you were, you're grounded next weekend. And no listening to Everclear."
by willyfromCLT March 31, 2015
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Queef-packing

Intentionally creating air pressure inside the vagina to induce flesh orchestra
Sarah is a freak she loves queef-packing before she finishes
by Vagmashmonster September 1, 2019
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planking

The art of planking is to lay horizontally across any object or the ground with their arms by their sides, aiming to occur in daring situations or a brotherly display of core-strength..
by jim-the-birdman May 28, 2011
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Planking

To plank. To lay horizontally in a strange or unusual place. To plank you must lay horizontally straighten your body and point your fingers and toes down (towards your feet), then you must name your "plank" and post a picture of the creator (of the plank) performing the pose on Facebook.

Planking is a great pastime for people who get bored easily and have friends willing to take pictures of them looking like retards. Public planking is more adventurous and is harder to pull off especially on things like: cop cars, public toilets, and in the middle of six way highways.

Planking can also be dangerous if performed: in places of frequent use, the tops of tall buildings and placed frequented by pedophiles and rapists.
Dude : "Hey I'm going planking on the sydney harbour bridge"

Sexy chick : "Nice! I am spastic eagle planking!"

Dude : "You gotta teach me that one"
by Scottytheplanker June 11, 2011
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reverse planking

The act of laying on your back with your arms to your side atop any creation known to man.
Say bo did u see that dude reverse planking that stripper last night?
by HeffyHef July 14, 2011
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packing the penis

when you are home alone bord...you take the the fourskin and pull it over the head of the penis causing it to shrink and disapear until all you see is a minature vagina.
dear god willie i cant believe your packing the penis...aint seen that since skuffy mcguee
by Art Vandaleigh August 11, 2006
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planking

A newer name for the lying down game, where you pose for a picture lying flat on your face in an unusual location.
Food superstore Woolworths sacked eight employees this week for planking on top of meat grinders, display shelves, trolleys and stacks of milk crates.
by Frankie1969 June 15, 2011
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