Pietro Pacciani

Lovely old man with a big heart, always kind and nice with everybody

Oh My God, your grandpa is such a Pietro Pacciani!

by IppoPhil November 21, 2021

pethy

Anything that tastes like it has a gritty, rough grainy or sand-like feeling, inside your mouth when you're eating, & you have to spit it out right away.

Jimmy spit out his lima beans after eating them because they had a gross, pethy feeling when he chewed them up.

by GEMiNi ~The Twin Talent February 7, 2022

pietroluvbot

Pietroluvbot is a flop aesersi>pietroluvbot

Pietroluvbot is weird

by mason’s eggs April 18, 2022

Ethan / Peethan

That’s a rare one. Really really rare one. Will randomly twerk! Will pee like no other! The sound of his piss can make you daydream or even fall asleep. It is so soothing and relaxing that you may zone back into the real world feeling powerful and extremely pumped for your new day!

Example : “Did you hear what Ethan / Peethan said today?!” “Noway! The rat ate his glasses so he peed himself! Sounded so mindblowing!” “YES”

by Unknownheheboomboom October 16, 2019

Jan Pieterszoon Sweelinck

Literally, the height of the Dutch keyboard school, most epic early Baroque composer, if you listen to his music you will transcend the mortal plane.

"Hey, have you listened to the Ricercar del Nono Tono by Jan Pieterszoon Sweelinck?"
"No, I haven't. Hey, where'd you go?"
(Note: the first speaker has transcended into the 27th dimension after mentioning the piece.)

by psalmboomer September 7, 2021

remietje pietje

remietje pietje ihas the most smallest pietje in the world. He's so small he cant even see it without a microscope. He's also a funny person

Omg that boy has such a remietje pietje

by yzdsqfesfsdsljfdfs February 1, 2022

Ryan Pethick Theory

The Ryan Pethick Theory is an answer to the paradox of quantum superposition better known as "Schrödinger's cat". This theory states the second that the cat (or any other thing) becomes non-observable, it is dead. This theory is based on the not so logical logic that it is much easier to just assume that it's instantaneously dead. You don't have to worry about him, care about him, remember to send a text on his birthday. Basically everything is easier with the assumption that they are dead.

Friend of Ryan #1: "Ryan isn't dead guys he just goes to a different school"
Other Friends of Ryan: "Shut the fuck up... Ryan Pethick Theory."

by Mustela November 26, 2022