peniority

having a penis that is much thicker, longer, and bigger than another. could either be circumcised or uncut.

usually includes ball size and how much cum is released.

"dude that girl is mine"

"bro no way she's mine, i have peniority over you"

by bigballzboi September 20, 2012

Pendoo

A term used to define a preferably Indian person who is usually Sikh; they have a fetish for living in luxury. However a lot of the things they buy are absolutely cheap and they usually get them from a nearby run-down market. But they consider them to be luxurious but they are really not luxurious to the eyes of a non-desi. Pendoos are like the asian equivalent of chavs, if you will.

They have very thick indian accents, so thick that they pronounce bare words wrong like...

Whisky - 'Biskey'
Hounslow - 'Huns-lor'
Ford - 'Phworr-der'
Pound - 'Porned'
England - 'In-gland'
Bastard - 'Par-Sterd'

They have a really distinctive dress sense. You can instantly tell if a Desi person is Pendoo.

they have a big Turban, big 1970's jacket (that he got from Hounslow market last saturday), a cheap belt they use to hold in their big arse stomach, white trainers and a flimsy pair of trousers that they got but, this time they got it from Southall market for a special occasion ( their cousin-brother's wedding).

Pendoo Man: Ah bloody god. Darling, look! A Gold Chain and RADO watch.... their only £3 each! Let's buy 10 for Uncle Jee and Aunt Jee!

by Sukh The Desi July 6, 2007

penoch

1. genitals that are a combination of a penis and a vagina
2. one who has genitals that are a combination of a penis and vagina

That girl who we played today in the lax game was a total penoch!

Yeah, I bet she really had one too!

by catrina1471 April 26, 2006

Penisopolis

A state of mind in which you feel cocky.

It's so sunny, I feel penisopolis.

by Peanutopolis March 15, 2011

Penfold

Penfolding is the act of having biting a partners penis during fellatio. This can only truly be appreciated in the outside setting.

That bitch penfolded me.

by Dave69 July 15, 2008

pendoofus

is a root from latino word "pendejo" meanin' stupid,dumb,retarded,etc.

ayo..look at that pendoofus ova there tryna act like he somethin!

by DuLcE May 13, 2005

Penfold

Mole-like appearance, usually due to small beady eyes, glasses, and little pot-belly. Tends to develop in quiz geeks. Likely to have names like Oliver and Richard.

This pub is full of penfolds, let's go elsewhere.

by London Goddess January 24, 2006