Penis

The reason I haven't killed myself.

*hugs my penis*

by Epic October 28, 2003

Penis

The appendage used to penetrate a vagina, causing an embryo, therefore a fetus to pop out in 9 months, which eventually resembles a baby....

baby-maker
bell on a pole
bishop
bratwurst
cock
custard launcher
dick
dickie
ding dong mcdork
dong
donger
dork
dragon
errector
fang
ferret
fire hose
heat-seeking moisture missile
hose
Jimmy
John
John Thomas (dated)
joystick
knob
leaky hose
lingam
little Bob
little Elvis
longfellow
love muscle
manhood
meaty
meat popsicle
member
middle stump
monkey
Mr. Squirked
mushroom head
mutton
old boy
old fellow
old man
one-eyed snake
one-eyed trouser-snake
one-eyed monster
pecker
peepee (children's term)
Percy
peter
piss weasle
prick
private part
purple-helmeted warrior of love
purple-headed yogurt flinger
rod
roundhead
sausage
schlong
schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
schwanz
schwarz
short arm
skin flute
tassle
third leg
thumper
todger (Australia, UK)
tonk
tool
trouser snake
tubesteak
wang
wang dudle
wick
willy (children's term)
yingyang
yogurt gun

In front of the whole class, Mrs. Johnson said to her student Johnny, stop mastrubating, or I'll rip off your penis and feed it to little Susie over here

by Adam Goldsteinberger December 9, 2008

Penis

The only thing that all men are vain about.

Michael measures his penis every week and posts the results on his website. Of course, he adds five inches when he posts them.

by Fork You December 9, 2004

penis Penis Penis! PENIS PENIS! PEEENNNIIIISSSS!!!!!!

what you hear when someone plays the penis game

I was at a walmart and I heard someone shouting "penis Penis Penis! PENIS PENIS! PEEENNNIIIISSSS!!!!!!"

by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong December 3, 2021

Penis

Justin bieber's favorite food

Jb you sure ate that penis real good

by Penis/pussy lover September 5, 2016

Penis

You are a six year old typing this

Kid: lets type penis on urban dictionary
Principal: the fuck is wrong with you

by Wenochainosama August 28, 2022

peni

plural of penis

i have like 20 artificial peni (dildos) in my bag

by bigbazzascott December 10, 2022