My Penguin

The Person you want to spend the rest of your life with, your soulmate.

From a Pon and Zi commic:

"Did you know that when a penguin finds his/her soulmate, they stay together for the rest of their lives?"

"...Will you be My Penguin?"

by ChaoticallyJo March 5, 2009

penguin boy

a boy who loves penguins

Person 1: Did you see henry? His aim background and cellphone wallpaper is of penguins.
Person 2: yeah hes a penguin boy.

by woopsey October 20, 2011

Penguinitis

A bizarre condition in where once nibbled on by a penguin, they develop a "love" towards them, and can't stop thinking about them, this mythical disease is believed to made Linus, the creator of Linux, pick a penguin as a mascot for his newly made operating system

Oh god, I got penguinitis!

by Sir Terry December 30, 2012

Penguin Method

Allowing an(y) other person to try something potentially harmful before yourself.

When everyone wanted to light themselves on fire, I went for the Penguin Method.

by Th3fallenking December 26, 2008

Penguin

The incredible unstoppable force of birds that have assembled all birds, cats, and fish to help to take over the world

Repent! Repent! The penguins will enslave us all! We must su- AHHHHGGGG!!
Penguin blows off his face with a shotgun, then proceeds to order the attack and destroy New York (The state, not the city)

by TheEvilDodo June 18, 2017

penguin cum

The cum of a penguin error

Penguin: *cums*
PenguinError: THE POWER OF PENGUIN CUM!!!!

by CommitDeletus August 20, 2020

Awkward Penguin

see, its best used when someone says something weird, unnecessary, or just awkward. more awkward then an awkward turtle.. its the awkward penguin.
you need to reference the awkwardness first. so you say ahh, awkward penguin <(")

Ahh, Awkward Penguin <(")

by pseudonym......111111 June 30, 2011