Peejenker

peejenker - (noun) Slang word commonly used by mothers not wishing to use the word "penus" to their boy children.

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by SlowMan11 June 22, 2009

peemaster

Someone who is so funny they tend to make all their friends laugh so hard they pee themselves; A master of pee.

*You tell joke*
*friend is laughing so hard they peed* "Stop it, you Peemaster!"

by vagcookiemonster December 14, 2014

peekaboo dad

Dad with no parental responsibilities. Shows up only when he wants to and bears gifts to make up for not being there, in other word trying to buy his kids love

I wonder when Joshua's peekaboo dad will show up

by Angry momma March 28, 2015

Peekah

Means the pretty one, when talking about a newborn baby. Most newborns look like wrinkled old men, but there is alway a special Peekah in the group.

Did you see all the babies? Yes, but only one Peekah.

by Charlotte Mary February 26, 2017

Peej

1) Jeep spelled backwards
2) Another way to say peed in a funny way
3) When in a Jeep and you feel the pee go the opposite way

1) Did you know that Jeep is peeJ backwards?
2) I just peej'd my pants
3) OWW!!

What dude?

I just peej'd

by catchingfire3 August 3, 2019

Peekaboo ballsack

When your balls pop out of your pants or boxers and you surprise someone.

The button broke off my pajamas and I gave my in-laws a peekaboo ballsack.

by StyreneOxide March 16, 2020

peehaw

u know those little things that float past ur eyes? ya... That's a peehaw.

"Aww man that's a big peehaw"

by peehaw master March 21, 2020