Acute Pathogen

Street slang for full blown AIDS.

Dude, you need to get tested, that girl you slept with has acute pathogen!

by bamoozle May 14, 2011

Speech Language Pathologist

An occupation that requires too much schooling so you can “make people talk”. Also, helps neurologically impaired people swallow their food. Can play cards with dementia patients and push buttons of pictures on computers too.

Nurse: “Watch out if you don’t swallow that pill, I’m going to tell the Speech Language Pathologist.”

SLP: (Holding up a pen). What is this?

Patient: (pushes button with picture of a pen)

Computer : Says “Pen”

Patients Spouse: “You are the best Speech Language Pathologist.”

by IHavewaystomakeutalk February 22, 2019

Paprika pothole

1. Female genitals with ginger pubic hair.

2. A traditional nottinhamshire dish.

1. Ooh, I fell into her paprika pothole.


2.Customer: Erm, yes, hello, I'd like the paprika pothole to start

Waitress: Of course. Would you like mayo on it?

by Jaymanbrap January 12, 2009

Pasthole

A religious leader, pastor, priest, who is a jerk that really doesn't like people at all!

He's such a Pasthole - he's the only pastor I've ever met who clearly HATES people!

by Kelticgurl September 5, 2009

Pothole Skank

A female who wears excessive amounts of makeup to cover her nasty pock marked face.

I bet it would take a chisel to get all that makeup of that pothole skank's face.

by Phuk Tarde April 6, 2008

Pathological fibber

Someone who can't help but lie. They born this way. #truefibs Fibbing is the only way their brain knows how to function.

Denise lies all the time without a second guess! She's a pathological fibber!

by Toodleberrycatcher101 October 25, 2017

snow_patroled

bitter and twisted little welsh girl who has no common sense and gets upset that she has no wordly knowledge and thinks its funny to mock those that do.Spends most of their time being nerdy and trying to name tunes and trying to be funny taking the piss out of people that spend their time doing what she does.

if someone is jealous of you for having more knowledge and being more worldly wise and they make a website trying to diss you, then you have been snow patroled

by Anonymous June 25, 2003