The cornucopia of awesome, Patrick is a dumb, pink starfish that often hangs out with his best pal Spongebob, as they wander around their hometown, Bikini Bottom, blessing the ocean with their stupidity. He is the dumber of the two (and that's saying something), but often has sudden bursts of genius, which disappear faster than they came. He is also the funnier of the two because he has the most badass voice and also because he had reached the absolute zenith of stupidity. That's right, Patrick Star had mastered the art of dumbassness (in a good way).
He rocks and you know it.
He rocks and you know it.
"The inner mechanations of my mind are an enigma."
"If I ever found the jerk that threw that peanut, I'd have a few choice words with him. Like, uh, "you". And "are". And "a jerk"!"
Patrick: "Well here's your problem! You have it set to M for Mini, when all you have to do is set it to W for Wumbo!"
Spongebob: "Partick, I don't think Wumbo is a word..."
Patrick: "C'mon! I Wumbo. You Wumbo. He, she, we Wumbo. Wumbology, the study of Wumbo. It's first grade, Spongebob!"
Spongebob: "I never should have doubted you, Patrick!"
*The quotes might not be exactly as they are on TV. Let's hope my memory serves me right*
"If I ever found the jerk that threw that peanut, I'd have a few choice words with him. Like, uh, "you". And "are". And "a jerk"!"
Patrick: "Well here's your problem! You have it set to M for Mini, when all you have to do is set it to W for Wumbo!"
Spongebob: "Partick, I don't think Wumbo is a word..."
Patrick: "C'mon! I Wumbo. You Wumbo. He, she, we Wumbo. Wumbology, the study of Wumbo. It's first grade, Spongebob!"
Spongebob: "I never should have doubted you, Patrick!"
*The quotes might not be exactly as they are on TV. Let's hope my memory serves me right*
by punchline March 6, 2005
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Person 2- "I hate that stupid bastard. I've got nothing against taking the piss out of people for comedy, but when he does it he isn't funny or clever and looks like a totally ignorant wannabe prick."
Person 1- "You don't want these tickets to his show I bought you for your birthday then?"
Person 2- "I hate that stupid bastard. I've got nothing against taking the piss out of people for comedy, but when he does it he isn't funny or clever and looks like a totally ignorant wannabe prick."
Person 1- "You don't want these tickets to his show I bought you for your birthday then?"
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Probably one of the safest schools in Vallejo. Probably. Home of the Bruins. Very, very close to the Benicia border. Sport teams are fairly good, as are the Theatre and Music groups. Also known as SPSV.
Bob: Hey dude, how you surviving Vallejo High? SUCKS don't it?
Pete: I go to St. Patrick- St. Vincent High School.
Bob: Oh.
Pete: SUCKKAAAAHHH!
Pete: I go to St. Patrick- St. Vincent High School.
Bob: Oh.
Pete: SUCKKAAAAHHH!
by jajajajavtown December 24, 2009
Get the St. Patrick- St. Vincent High School mug.1)A High School in Vancouver, B.C. whose population consists of all Asians other than three white people. A very small school in which a LOT of drama happens for no reason and where rumors spread like wildfire
2)A school where everyone knows each other's names regardless of their respective year. Also a school that has absolutely no talent in any sport other than girls Volleyball. Teachers in this institution are very easy going but at times can be major a cockblock.
3)The facilities are quite dirty but no one seems to mind. Everyone usually likes each other although there is a lot of gossip. Generally a very expensive daycare for people ages 12-18.
2)A school where everyone knows each other's names regardless of their respective year. Also a school that has absolutely no talent in any sport other than girls Volleyball. Teachers in this institution are very easy going but at times can be major a cockblock.
3)The facilities are quite dirty but no one seems to mind. Everyone usually likes each other although there is a lot of gossip. Generally a very expensive daycare for people ages 12-18.
1)
Guy 1: Wow St. Patrick Regional Secondary has alot of asians
Guy 2: Yeah I know rite?
Guy 1: Any white people I can hang with?
Guy 2: They're over there in that corner
2)
Guy 1: Do you know that Leibrandt?
Guy 2: Yeah from grade 10? He's a douchebag
Leibrandt: I heard that! Fuck you Migs!
3)
Guy 1: Have you checked out the girl's washroom? It's so clean there's no piss on the wall
Guy 2: What were you doing in the girl's washroom?
Guy 1: Wow St. Patrick Regional Secondary has alot of asians
Guy 2: Yeah I know rite?
Guy 1: Any white people I can hang with?
Guy 2: They're over there in that corner
2)
Guy 1: Do you know that Leibrandt?
Guy 2: Yeah from grade 10? He's a douchebag
Leibrandt: I heard that! Fuck you Migs!
3)
Guy 1: Have you checked out the girl's washroom? It's so clean there's no piss on the wall
Guy 2: What were you doing in the girl's washroom?
by Street Souljah October 20, 2008
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Used while courting on the net with my lady friend to show affection to her cute little Shitz Tzu dog Brumme.
Used while courting on the net with my lady friend to show affection to her cute little Shitz Tzu dog Brumme.
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