Boss: "I heard you like to paint houses."
Thug: "Yes, and I do my own carpentry as well."
Boss: "Excellent
Thug: "Yes, and I do my own carpentry as well."
Boss: "Excellent
by Pete Dick February 17, 2008
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Ernest invited Claire into the bathroom, to view his latest piece, little did Claire know that Ernest had Poo painter her parents bathroom.
by Bam West & Som Matton August 18, 2008
Get the Poo Painter mug.Hold that thought bro, i gotta go paint some porcelain. I knew i shouldn't have eaten that lobster in Mexico.
by Queenworks December 15, 2008
Get the Paint Some Porcelain mug.So when are you and Holly going to paint the dinosaur?
Unno mang, she thinks it's too big and will hurt too much.
Unno mang, she thinks it's too big and will hurt too much.
by TylerDurden44 December 20, 2010
Get the Paint the Dinosaur mug.Usually a good looking girl who is not afraid of paintball. Normally Irish (because the irish are fearless beasts) dutch or french ey are cool also)
Paintball coach about paintball girl: Dayum, that Irish girl sure is smoking, on the paintball feild and outside if ya know what i mean!
by Meabbhos August 21, 2011
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Me: I'm about to fucking cum angela
Angela: Paint my face baby with your hot cum
Me: say less
Angela: oh my baby that's your best by far
Angela: Paint my face baby with your hot cum
Me: say less
Angela: oh my baby that's your best by far
by Humungasor Cock April 26, 2017
Get the paint my face mug.PaintingRainbows is a sibling of the famous YouTuber Itsfunneh. She is the oldest of its funnehs family. She also plays games with its funneh and the other siblings but she doesn't post much on her channel. She is also known to be not that good in game parkour/obstacle courses. PaintingRainbows also makes puns/jokes
person 1=hey did you see paintingrainbows video
person 2= oh yea paintingrainbows is such a cool and funny person, especially when she makes jokes
person 2= oh yea paintingrainbows is such a cool and funny person, especially when she makes jokes
by itsfunnehstanyoot420 January 4, 2021
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