parking weasel

A city employee whose only function is to generate revenue for the city by handing out parking tickets for such ridiculous offenses as "not turning your wheels to the curb when parked on a hill", "no front license plate", or "meter violations when you haven't stepped out of your car yet to feed the meter".

They are often seen hovering around "no parking after 5PM" zones at 4:57PM.

Attention party guests, if you parked on the hill, please make sure you turned your wheels to the curb, we have a bad problem with parking weasels.

by geedavee June 16, 2010

Parking Space Bitch

Someone who parks their fancy car in multiple spots so nobody scratches it, but parks your car in, preventing you from leaving.

Girl: Sorry I'm late
Guy: Traffic?
Girl: No, it was a Parking Space Bitch.

by the-n January 21, 2016

Panda Parkinson

A term used to describe someone who is in-fact not ginger but 'auburn'.
Basically Panda Parkinson = ginger

Millie: She's ginger.
Amy: No she's Panda Parkinson.
Millie: That's so ginger.

by wcsmw December 6, 2012

Shit Palming

The act of using ones own self defecation in a frantic episode of self gratification (masturbation)

"After sharting, Steven decided he wanted to make the best of a bad situation and decided to partake in a session of shit palming"

by HelplessSnail January 13, 2015

Rosa Parking

Parking in a space that is in the back of a parking lot, either by choice or by necessity when all of the spaces up front are taken.

Tyrone doesn't want his M&M's Crown Vic to get dinged, so he's Rosa Parking it at the mall

by zkain74 July 14, 2019

Andrew Parkinson Challenge

A challenge in which you curl your finger into a hook and slam down the side of your finger against the edge of a hard surface. Who ever winces or drops out first loses.

Sol- Man, did you hear that Brendan broke his finger playing the Andrew Parkinson Challenge?
John- Yeah, he definitely won

by Parkingticket April 25, 2023

put the parking brake up

Euphemism for "to take a dump".

I was initially only going to be gone for a minute, but once I was in the bathroom I realized I needed to put the parking brake up.

by birdlaunch7 April 5, 2009