bird parachute

A trope, usually appearing in science fiction, where something directly contradictory to the pre-established science of the world happens.

Origin: The characters in K. A. Applegate's Animorphs series did a scientifically impossible (both by real-world physics and the fictional universe's) maneuver that the fandom refers to as the 'bird parachute'.

"Wow, those characters totally bird parachuted there!"

by Our Lord Pickles January 6, 2019

poisonous parachute

When somebody rips ass under the covers and wafts the air so that everybody smells it.

Example: I was laying in bed with James and he dropped a poisonous parachute. It made me gag it was so ripe.

by Datass March 3, 2019

mulika paratha

nickname of a girl who is very local on stan twitter. and loves jellybeans from the bottom of her heart

hi mulika paratha

by anjellybeans March 9, 2021

parachute tampon

1) an extra extra extra extra extra large tampons

2) made for fat women who have huge vaginas

3) and i mean huge

4) something that would probably be used in a james-bond style movie, but with a women

5) Something Rosie O'Donnel would use

6) almost used instead of the hoover dam

7) something you find is Ms. Jabba-the-hut's glove box.

"Hey i heard suzy had a really big vagina."

"Ya. She uses a parachute tampon."

"ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh. That's big."

by the fresh maker May 6, 2009

PARCHAR

ANOTHER WORD FOR COJER OR FUCK

PARCHANDO -FUCCIN

SO K CUANDO TE VAS PARCHAR A ESA NIÑA

ESA GIRL ESTA TODA PARCHADA

ESOS PUTOS SE ESTAN PARCHANDO

by CHAPARRA23NS June 9, 2009

prosciutto parachute

over sized vagina lips

Did you see the prosciutto parachute on that stripper?

by squid hell December 25, 2010

parachute

when a man stratches out his testicle skin and places it over someone face

dude, Ryan just gave Dustin the biggest parachute

by Alan September 29, 2003