rosie palms

Another creative term for male masturbation

I'm spending a quiet evening with Rosie Palms tonight.

by Mason April 14, 2003

Palm Babies

n.
1. Palm Babies - A brand name for small 1-inch long collectible squishy-rubber baby dolls marketed toward stay-at-home moms, overly effeminate people and obsessively compulsive collectors.

MEDICAL
2. Ejaculate (e.g. semen) resting in a hand.

v.
1. To ejaculate into a hand, presumably a human hand.

See cummy palm

1. I love the squishy, soft feeling of Palm Babies in my hand!

2. "It was necessary to lay some palm babies into the chairwoman's hand to prevent evidence of a spillover from getting to the public."

by pclick December 8, 2010

Palm Pixi

A person who excessively masturbates.

If I don't get laid soon, Im going to be a palm pixi the rest of my life!

by badmojojay January 8, 2010

Palm Coast

City in Florida, known for it's never ending woods, long roads that lead to no where, and old people.

"Are you from Daytona?"
"No, Palm Coast."
"Oh. How boring."

by sheslost October 21, 2008

Palm Springs

It's basically Eiffel tower meets golden shower. A sexual act in which two out of three participants high five while urinating on the third.

"I'm still soaked from the Palm Springs Matt and Jordan gave me last night!"

by Electric Sweats June 28, 2022

Palm Party

Masterbating, jerking off , having a good time with your penis.

My girlfriend came home early from work last night and caught me in the bathroom having a palm party.

by mitchywitchy October 17, 2018

palm civet

A catlike critter that lives in Indonesia. The only reason anyone has ever heard of the damned things is that they eat coffee beans then shit them out. The shit-beans are used to make Kopi Lewak, a super expensive coffee that only a shit eating moron would touch.

You mean they make coffee out of palm civet shit? What the fuck?

by Promethean Sky March 20, 2008