by Mason April 15, 2003
n.
1. Palm Babies - A brand name for small 1-inch long collectible squishy-rubber baby dolls marketed toward stay-at-home moms, overly effeminate people and obsessively compulsive collectors.
MEDICAL
2. Ejaculate (e.g. semen) resting in a hand.
v.
1. To ejaculate into a hand, presumably a human hand.
See cummy palm
1. Palm Babies - A brand name for small 1-inch long collectible squishy-rubber baby dolls marketed toward stay-at-home moms, overly effeminate people and obsessively compulsive collectors.
MEDICAL
2. Ejaculate (e.g. semen) resting in a hand.
v.
1. To ejaculate into a hand, presumably a human hand.
See cummy palm
1. I love the squishy, soft feeling of Palm Babies in my hand!
2. "It was necessary to lay some palm babies into the chairwoman's hand to prevent evidence of a spillover from getting to the public."
2. "It was necessary to lay some palm babies into the chairwoman's hand to prevent evidence of a spillover from getting to the public."
by pclick December 04, 2010
A person who excessively masturbates.
by badmojojay January 08, 2010
City in Florida, known for it's never ending woods, long roads that lead to no where, and old people.
by sheslost September 05, 2008
My girlfriend came home early from work last night and caught me in the bathroom having a palm party.
by mitchywitchy October 18, 2018
It's basically Eiffel tower meets golden shower. A sexual act in which two out of three participants high five while urinating on the third.
by Electric Sweats June 28, 2022
A catlike critter that lives in Indonesia. The only reason anyone has ever heard of the damned things is that they eat coffee beans then shit them out. The shit-beans are used to make Kopi Lewak, a super expensive coffee that only a shit eating moron would touch.
by Promethean Sky March 21, 2008