Padonk

Padonk refers to the sound made when a heavy, meaty shit drops from ones anus and makes contact with the toilet water situated below.

The 'pa' is the sound of the initial shit-to-water impact where the 'donk' is the heavy sound of the full turd following through.

One must be cautious if they hear the 'Padonk', as it can follow with a splash of cold water into the anus or surrounding area.

Dude, your Padonk was so loud, it warned me to prepare myself for the stench that followed...

by Meat Kleavers September 1, 2010

Pardon Me, Are You Aaron Burr, Sir?

That depends, who's asking?

Alexander: Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, sir?

by Violet the Empath November 17, 2020

startup paedophile

A person who attends startup business events with the intention of finding young, naive companies they can take equity from in return for "contacts" or advice.

That guy over there is a real startup paedophile.

by MyCow October 20, 2014

PAEDOWND

To slip a length to a fifteen year old. The word allegedly hails from Scotland.

Oh god did you hear about PZ? She got PAEDOWND

by Jimmy Hill April 26, 2005

pedonecrophile

A sick bastard who has sex with dead children.

Today, a pedonecrophile was arrested for having sex with a corpse...more news at 11.

by MuddyBarkus March 23, 2007

pedonecrobeastiality

pedo-necro-beastiality (n.) the act of fornicating a deceased underaged animal.

At what age must a kitten be before it is considered pedonecrobeastiality, instead of necrobeastiality?

by titsmigee November 5, 2007

pedonecroincestbeastophiliac

A person that finds children, dead people, family members, and animals sexually arousing.

Matthan and Zoe decided to have a laptop war because Zoe's was a pedonecroincestbeastophiliac and had very disturbing pictures on her laptop.

by DoubleCC August 17, 2009