expired mayo packet

Something to call white people when they don’t behave

You’re dumb ugly Expired mayo packet

by Smart Allen December 2, 2021

Packet

Something a teacher gives to students to work on, usually containing more than one page stapled together. Can be worked on for a week or a day depending on the amount of work involved in the packet.

Our math teacher gave us too many packets this week!

by InsideJokesUpMyPants April 13, 2018

packet kiddie

A hacker that uses hacked boxes to packet other people.

That packet kiddie took my shell offline.

by bysin December 15, 2003

packet kiddie

harsh slang term for someone with enough bandwidth to fry your modem.

Term not to use when dealing with a guy like Rain with a botnet with more bots than your state has people. Basically he will make you cry.

by eGod March 6, 2003

Packet Loss

Watching a person self pleasure while writing code, managing technical infrastructure, or troubleshooting networking problems.

I was compiling my code when I saw extensive packet loss in the window of the hotel across the street.

by CaptainPktLoss June 2, 2021

packeteer

A person who routinely provides or admires packets at meetings, references the packet, and ensures the availability of said packet.

Tends to closely bond with meetlovers, or may be a meetlover.

While Jeremy signed in for the meeting upon entering the room, Carol, the packeteer promptly asked, "Did you get a packet?"

While the meeting attendees settled at their tables, the packeteer announced, "I've made color-coded packets for you. You'll find one copied on baby blue paper, another on celedon, and finally one on buff paper."

Just before Therese, the meetlover began her presentation, one packeteer remarked to another packeteer in a whisper, "I love when they provide a hardcopy of the PowerPoint." "I was thinking the same thing", the other responded.

by Mama Dude January 26, 2011

Packet sniffing

programs capable of analyzing packets that are going to a device on your network or being sent out of your network like Wireshark one of the more popular Packet/Protocol analyzers and gives the user information such as

Source/Destination IP/MAC address
Frame Number

Number of bits the packet it

Packet sniffing is a form of dogs

by Nice one Perma March 25, 2022