monkey puncher

A way to describe a sexual partner that, during the act of coitus or anal, the penis is inserted into the orifice with more force than is normally applied, usually someone who does this frequently. This usually refers to the one inserting the penis, but this can be applied to the one who is getting the penis inserted into themselves should they mount it with extra force.

Derived from punching the monkey, since this is the name of the act itself.
Honey, you're a monkey puncher if I ever saw one. You don't need to assault the balls just because you're getting down and dirty! Ease up on it, okay, you gotta go more softly!
by 9kirby99 January 18, 2019
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Cooch Puncher

A person who demonstrates overly aggressive manual stimulation of the vagina during sexual play.
S/he was unable to please sensitive partners during foreplay because s/he was such a cooch puncher.
by Boffo40 November 04, 2010
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christ puncher

One who takes his/her first and inserts it firmly into the asshole of the Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
by SlayerSatan666 March 11, 2007
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clown puncher

When a person grabs the shaft of his penis with one hand and punches the head of his penis with the other.
With a firm grip on his shaft, Teal kept punching the head of his penis like a true clown puncher.
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monkey puncher

Someone stupid enough to click banner ads, i.e. the ad encouraging you to punch the monkey to win.
His PC is all clogged up with spyware because he keeps clicking on banner ads. What a monkey puncher!
by RealityCheque April 25, 2008
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hole puncher

Derogatory word meaning "male heterosexual." Made popular by the character Jack on the American television series "Will & Grace" during the 2005-2006 season.
A pox upon you, you hole puncher! I am sick of being a second class citizen when I am a MUCH better citizen than you are!
by Hephaestion May 09, 2006
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