pum 

Pum is a female, typically attractive. It encompasses all females as a singular objective; getting pum.

Prefixes can be added at leisure, like blondepum or easypum.

pronounced like you would pronounce boom in the word; boomting. Or room, if you live in northern UK.

Peter: Get any pum last night?
Darcy: No, it was a sausage-fest.

Timothy: Got some ethnicpum last night.
Carol: How dare you encompass all non-white women into one category. You black bastard.

pum by Buffy McBike July 25, 2009

pum 

Pum, is a gooch of which is hairy

Man that girl's pum was discusting
Meaning she had a hairy gooch

pum by Liam Villette January 6, 2009

Pum 

one who laughs at their own jokes

"man he is such a pum"

Pum by Philip717 May 5, 2008

shum pum 

meaning: The behind, Arse, Anus, Bum

Chris has finally come out of the closet and admitted he takes it up the shum pum.

shum pum by JJ Donkeys July 26, 2004

pum 

Pussy cUM.

Georgia squirted a liter bottle full of pum on the sheets!

pum by pentozali June 5, 2011

pum 

Pum, the smelly kid in your grade who nobody likes and only hangs out with because they feel bad for him. Similar to Pigpen from charlie brown.
Pums usualy have deadbeat parents, and shower in their own poop

Kid 1: Yo, Pum invited me over to his house, what should i do?
Kid 2: Hell no, his dad doesnt even pay the electricity bill

pum by Johnny Johnsonstein May 20, 2007

pum widickarus 

i.e. plum ridiculous. this is a term most often said by small children, who can not properly pronounce "plum ridiculous," and by dumb adults who imitate them.

"Now, Vowrie, dat is just pum widickarus."

pum widickarus by Valerie Meeks January 17, 2009