pud

(1)scrotum, dickwad. (2)flaccid penis...opposite of "boner."

by Ben April 12, 2003

pud

He who loves an infusion.

He's such a pud.

by spiink May 7, 2003

Pud

my nieghbor!

where is that pud?

by john wiegant December 16, 2003

pudding

THE BEST MOTHER FUCKING PIPE EVER!!!!
not capital letters!

You smoke from the pipe named pudding... MOTHER FUCKER!

by jesus titty fucking christ December 28, 2005

Pud

Old mans ball sac

by matt August 3, 2003

Pud

Something you would call somebody where wish you could be more like

What you would call somebody who gets all the poontang but does not tell their buddies

That guy is a real PUD! I want to be just like him when I grow up!

by beanie.LDD September 6, 2018

Pud

Penis Mud.

Dick Dirt.

Those with a foreskin are the only ones who can posses penis mud.

The penis mud (lint, dirt, seamen) is stored between the foreskin and penis.

Once he pulled his foreskin down, pud oozed out like a push pop.

by The Pud dr. January 17, 2011