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omnishambolic quagmire of indefatigable proportions

"The Battle of Aleppo in 2015, with its simultaneous multi-levelled siege and being able to travel in a straight line and travel through government, YPA, government, rebel, and ISIS territory, truly was an omnishambolic quagmire of indefatigable proportions".
by l0l_ March 18, 2022
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The Proposition System

The Proposition System is a very tactful system that allows one to identify a woman whom he finds attractive and to discreetly show it to his friends. Though the Proposition System can apply to a woman that is just generally beautiful, more often than not in real-world implementation it is used to identify a woman with an attractive posterior.

The Proposition System has a clearly defined syntax which must be adhered to in order to be used effectively.
Proper usage of the Proposition System:

In keeping with the fact that the Proposition System is mainly used to identify attractive posteriors, the syntax goes "Proposition {color of pants/skirt/shorts/etc of the woman in question}?"
If the woman is wearing jeans around other women whom are also wearing jeans, one may differentiate by saying the color of the woman's shirt followed by the word 'top'.
The surrounding males must then either approve or disapprove of the propositioner's findings with an 'affirmative' or 'negative'

Example:
Mike:"Jesus christ! Proposition grey at 7 o' clock."
Jon:"Affirmative, my friend. Good eye."
by Skeeter McDougal September 29, 2005
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directly proportional

immediately the relation of one thing to another in size degree or amount
girl: your smexxiness is directly proportional to the number of tatoos you have
boy: really??? i'm going to get another..
girl: heeeyyyy...

your level of hotness is directly proportional to how little clothing you have on...and how big your boots are
by nina & 'lissa March 25, 2007
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provisioning

In telecommunications terms, provisioning means to provide telecommunications services to a user. This includes providing all necessary hardware, software, and wiring or transmission devices.
Please be advised that provisioning of new services at DodgyISP inc. will be unavailable during christmas.
by Serge Rivest December 9, 2005
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proposition

An indecent offer. An offer that would preclued marriage.
To say that if we get married we will have separate vacations is a proposition.
by EvaLissens September 17, 2009
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provisional

Some one who like to hoe around a more subtle term for a whore
She's my provisional
by Charlesdope March 30, 2017
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Provisional Vote

A vote coming from the morons of certain areas of a country, who have no idea where to go to vote so they hit up any voting place they can; causing votes that cannot be counted for up to 10 days delaying an election.
by Brent S. November 3, 2004
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