To delay a task, simply for the pleasure of delaying.
Particularly applicable to getting out of bed in the morning.
Particularly applicable to getting out of bed in the morning.
Q: "Why have you only just got up? Your alarm went off an hour ago!"
A: "Oh, I've been in bed procrasturbating. I always procrasturbate first thing in the morning."
A: "Oh, I've been in bed procrasturbating. I always procrasturbate first thing in the morning."
by Heinous April 13, 2006
Similar to procrasturishowering, a procrasturbator will masturbate instead of completing the dull tasks they've been assigned at work/school.
by TMV February 17, 2006
by Cason November 30, 2007
"Dude, I had to procrasturbate twice last night, I did NOT want to do my homework!"
"I caught my wife procrasturbating yesterday instead of cleaning. It was hot and she did it in heels."
"I caught my wife procrasturbating yesterday instead of cleaning. It was hot and she did it in heels."
by Ally Walker May 25, 2007
procrastinating because of masturbating
by blackbluerose November 20, 2010
to waste time pleasuring yourself
by MAKATTACK234 October 14, 2009
The act of getting incredibly excited about some project, creation or invention, usually to someone at a pub, bar or party, that deep down you know you may never even begin, let alone complete.
They spent another Saturday evening at The Town Hall Hotel procrasturbating about their film script.
by Napoleon Hangover July 14, 2009