petaphile

1.Somebody who has sex with animals because they cannot attract any humans, or they are attracted to animals

2.Pedophile from the PETA

1.
Person: I cant believe youre a petaphile
Petaphile: IDK what you are talking about, dogs are fucking hot!
Person: What the fuck...

2.
Person 1: Did you hear about the PETA member who was found to have trapped children in animal cages for his own sick pleasure?
Person 2: Yeah. I know about that.
Person 1: What a sicko...
Person 2: Dont call me a sicko just cause I have sex with children.
Person 1: I wonder why the PETA didnt do anything about their members problem... wait, WHAT!?

by monkeylx1 January 15, 2008

PITA Bread

Money that was a Pain In The Ass to earn.

"Yeah, the tips were fine, but the customers were dicks, so it was all PITA Bread."

by Orcasisla August 1, 2008

pita

the word means pain in the ass

A co-worker who is doing stupid stuff....

Don't be such a pita!

by Jhann August 22, 2006

Pitambar

Ginger.

I need some Pitambar for my tea.

by gildroylockhart July 9, 2011

PITA

Pain in the ass

My boss is a pita!

by chorizo2134 February 8, 2009

pataphor

a speculation based on a speculation, created by Paul Avion
a metaphor that creates its own context
a better way of saying b.s.

That's a bunch of pataphor

by w00ts July 19, 2007

Petaphil

when someone older than you, seems really nice and gives you money but really wants sexual relations with you.

god, that Petaphil keeps on calling me to play basketball but we all know he just wants a rimjob

by jh20s May 3, 2010