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Road Pirate

A road pirate is a person that is employed by the state to steal money from you as you drive. They can be spotted hiding behind signs, parking lots or speeding past you on the road. Their cars are equipped with sirens and lights to scare you into pulling over when they are behind you. Their cars also have cages in them where they will place you to transport you to a larger cage.
I was stopped by a road pirate today while driving to work. He said I was speeding and threatened to put me in a cage unless I sent money to his employers.
by krazimu May 10, 2014
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Pittsburgh Pirates

A once proud institution who pisses away a loyal following with obviously bad, money-influenced decisions.

The thrift store for all other major league baseball teams.

A monetary drain upon a city that keeps asking for more and more while continuing to offer less and less. Akin to flushing one's money down a toilet.

The response to the question: can a professional baseball team both suck and blow at the same time?

Complete embarassment.
Baseball Exec: Darn, I just lost my catcher for a season due to his thrid drug scandal, what should I do?
Assistant: I'll call the Pittsburgh Pirates and get their starting catcher. I have a used Plymouth I know they'll take for him.

Mayor: I don't understand what happened to all of the city's revenue?
Staff member: I believe we've been Pittsburgh Pirated, sir.

Wow, last night I drank so much that I urinated in my pants, cried like a baby for hours, and then I left the bar. I think a made a complete Pittsburgh Pirate out of myself.
by Fraud Exposer June 26, 2009
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ring ring yo what up dude

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no

beep (hangs up)

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ass pirate

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Albert was the most notorious ass pirate in the city, all homosexuals came to him for advice.
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pirate fart

the act of attacking another person with a fart, by first proclaiming loudly "ARRRR" in the manner of a pirate, pressing the butthole against the target, then releasing a fart, prefereably noisy.
I pirated farted her when she refused to let me cut her in line.
by BI May 6, 2005
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pirates dream

A flat chested girl.
The phrase "pirates dream" referring to a sunken chest.
That chick's a pirates dream!
by TM January 22, 2005
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