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Jordan Peterson

Canadian psychologist famous for his opposition to compelled speech, and for urging people to take accountability and action for their life rather than blaming others for their circumstances.
Blue haired teen: “is that Jordan Peterson? He is problematic because he doesn’t say things I like”

Everyone else: “you smell like funyuns, leave the lobsterlord alone”
by Borgar hoarder December 10, 2022
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broc peterson

one bad-ass mother-trucker. Weiner. Penis, Testicle, all funny words.
by Julie November 6, 2003
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Jordan Peterson

A gamer rights advocate who got very famous for saying it's the libtards' fault if the gamers don't have girlfriends.
"After reading Jordan Peterson once, Bryan finally cleaned his room, climbed gold on League of Legends, and started to claim that western civilisation peaked with the Spartans."
by Gjord August 15, 2022
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Curtis Peterson

A word often used to describe a shemale with a small dick and large tits. In real life they should never be approached.
Did you see that Curtis Peterson on PornHub's Porn Of The Week?
by halmm July 19, 2016
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Boatshoes Peterson

Something to call someone when they're being super gay.
Joey: Yo Chad, that guy is a real Boatshoes Peterson!
Chad: Yeah, look at him go!
by Kenny the Tiger July 10, 2018
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Cordell Peterson

A happy-go-lucky person that can shine your door everytime he talks to you. He doesn't care who you are, as long he gets the equal respect that he wants from you, just don't pull up his relationships because he can talk about it for days.

He may be happy, but he is a very closed person when it comes to his depression. He rather not talk about it so don't force him. Not alone he needs love from everybody, because he watch anime in his room alone. He also have so many exs that want him back because he was the only nicest person to let them run all over him. He doesn't the true definition of love, so he will date anyone that who loves him back.

Plus, he is also depressed, easily. He doesn't show it in school or any other places because he doesn't want to worry people close from him. But at home, he cries in his sleep, not loudly but sliently. All he cries about his fear of being forgotten or not being loved enough to feel not worthless. So, if you see him online or at any other places, talk to him.
"Hey, you are a very cool person, Cordell Peterson!"

"Haha! Thanks, you too!"
by sf-leafy January 22, 2019
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he pulled a peterson

when a coworker goes on break at work and when he/she is supposed to come back from break instead either calls the store to notify hes quit or just doesnt return at all.
Worker #1: yo where's mike at? Isn't his break over?

Worker #2: nah he pulled a peterson

Worker #1: ohhh shit! he did wanna leave too!
by Vahn Strife June 18, 2010
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