penile slap

A slap in the face with a penis - also known as PLAP for short

My boyfriend gave me a penile slap last night, he is such a bar-steward!

by Julesforgirls September 29, 2006

penie hut

Further diminutive of penie. This word can be used to describe a man who likes to make sex crimes in another man's anoose while listening Cookery Buchek's "Bing Bang".

Antoe is such a penie hut in Chemistry Class !

by Corkey Butchek December 7, 2006

Penicular

Of or Pertaining to the Penis.

That cloud is quite penicular.

by Jason Baldwin Mcgee April 18, 2008

Senile Penile

Having a penis that can no longer erect, ejaculate or no longer be used for everyday, hackneyed activities.

Tim has a senile penile, he no longer has sexual activity. It might also be due to the fact that he has a penehead

by Vrider January 24, 2008

Penile Flogging

The act of hitting someone with a penis.

He gave her face a penile flogging.

by Countlevula October 1, 2011

penile inversion

turning the dick inside out, to turn people with penis into people with vagina

The essential part of sex reassignment surgery

Larry Wachowski became Lana Wachowski, following the penile inversion

by dildo777 March 27, 2023

penile anangulation

pee-NILE a-NANG-u-LA-shun.

noun: the accidental bending of the penis against the partner's leg, taint, or but cheek due to overextension of the sexual thrust. Normally a painful occurrence.

Jeff *walking gingerly into the kitchen* "Oh man"
Ray "Dude, what happened?"
J "Sally and I were fucking, and I pulled out too far. I tried to just stuff it back in and got a penile anangulation against her taint."
R "That sucks."
J "Dude" *sniff* "My dick bent in half!"

by The Afterworld Cafe September 8, 2007