Lie-pathetical

When someone poses a hypothetical, when they are actually referring to something that has or is going to happen.
Father: "Son, where's the car?"
Son: "Ok, hypothetically, what if I took it and maybe drove it into the Dinkleberg's house?"
Father: "Is that a lie-pathetical?"
by The GuardianX August 23, 2018
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pathetic fuckwad

Loser of a person who is depressed 24/7
I’m such a pathetic fuckwad
by Mrpenguin662 June 22, 2021
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JETT IS PATHETIC

JETT ALEXANDER IS PATHETIC
JETT IS PATHETIC
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Pathetic Loss Syndrome

It is a fantasy football course. It smells horrible and feels even worse. It occurs when you lose to someone so pathetic, you actually feel and smell like a loser. It typically only lasts 1 week, thankfully. Benefits: The sorry ass winner gets to feel like a somebody for 6 days. Cure: Time.
When Mexican Steve's SORRY ass team of backups beats your monster team of sexy football scoring beasts. You actually get the Pathetic Loss Syndrome. Steve continues to think his team is better than it is, almost snaking people with trades for backups, just to slowly be let down in the end. Yuck. You dont want this!
by Bigdaddymang October 20, 2019
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Pathetic Barnaclehead

A Pathetic Barnaclehead is Someone Stupid And Pathetic Barnaclehead .
Shut Up You Stupid Pathetic Barnaclehead
by AlishaHands January 13, 2022
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Pathetic Barnaclehead

A Pathetic Barnaclehead is Someone who is not thinking right Like a Pathetic is personally Really Pathetic Barnaclehead
Enough You Stupid Pathetic Barnaclehead
by AlishaHands January 13, 2022
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