orgasmic remorse

When you have the BEST SEX ever with a person you don't care for, or, about. Your guilty conscience makes you physicaly ill and you can not go to work. You call off work ill with the "Orgasmic Remorse" excuse...it's the new "food poisoning" of excuses.

Donnie took a personal day off today, he suffers from Orgasmic Remorse

by hilda50 December 14, 2013

Orgasmic Face-Splat

The action of a mobile phone or tablet falling from your one handed grip and falling on your face, whilst laying back and masturbating to porn, explicit images or facetime on your phone

Rachael lost her grip on her phone, right at the moment of climax. The orgasmic face-splat meant that besides having rosy cheeks from climax she was likely to have a black eye.

by dutchrudder May 14, 2015

Orgasmicphobia

An irrational fear of cumming/orgasming. Most common in females, it is most likely psychological. Someone suffering from this will stop themselves right before they cum because they’re physically unable to.

“I’ve been with my boyfriend for a year yet I’m still unable to cum. I think I might have orgasmicphobia.”

by natokraM lehcaR May 29, 2020

poetic orgasm

culmination of inner feelings (passions) when you get thrilled by reading a piece of work of art: especially poetry

1. Reading Andrew Marvell's “To His Coy Mistress”, rise me to a real poetic orgasm.

2. It's fabulous to read this lovely sonnet by William Shakespeare, it gets everyone to poetic orgasm beautifully.

by mostafa-urbandictionary March 13, 2010

Ambulance orgasm

One who has given the ultimate orgasm so ethereal you saw heaven & needed an ambulance to save your life & to bring you back to earth.

She have me the best ambulance orgasm of my life.

by Trash4sure May 27, 2014

self-inflicted orgasm

Masturbation.

Johnny suffered from a self-inflicted orgasm. Or rather, he didn't suffer at all.

by inothernews April 8, 2010

orgasm hangover

Also known as a 'dick hangover'. The warm, gooey, slightly ticklish sensation that lingers after busting a nut. The penis remains sensitive as the last few drops of jizz crawl through the urethra.

"Tom: I've got a heck of an orgasm hangover."
"Harry: Just pee it out."

by Dirt Werker January 16, 2009