Opposite Mohawk

When a man (or woman) has hair on the sides of their head, but not in the middle/on the top. Usually because of hair loss, but sometimes because of bad hair cuts, or football season and/or camp.

Becca: Dude, check out that man. EPIC opposite mohawk going on.

Micaela: HAHA that's hilarious!

or

John: Dude! Yesterday at football practice, I got attacked by the other guys and a hair clipper! Now I have an opposite mohawk!

Kevin: That sucks bro. Just shave it all off.

by abeccap April 6, 2011

2-8 December, opposite hand week (ohw)

During the first week of December u have to pleasure yourself with the opposite hand u usually fap with. If u use your regular hand then u owe your friends a croissant. from 2-8 December

hey, u taking apart of the opposite hand week on the 2-8 of December ? ##2december ##2-8december ##ohw ##oppositehandweek
2-8 December, opposite hand week (ohw)

by väikevinku October 21, 2019

opposites attract

The epitome of people that should not be together but in actuality are. Example: Taryn and Cassandra.

The only reason that they ended up married was because of the old adage opposites attract. They thought they'd give it a go, ignoring their cataclysmic differences.

by Bug n' Bones September 21, 2016

Opposite day

Celebrated on April 30th, the opposite of April 1st. The day when you are nice to your boss, teacher, enemy and can be a complete Ahole to your best friends. You can just say the opposite of what you want to say, and confuse/laugh at all the people who dont know why you are saying what you are saying.

Because April fools, has become a cliche.

Also spelled yad etisoppO, and occipatai

Beanerous Brokus I -Did I ever tell you that you look great.

Guy - You muckfluck its opposite Day.

by Beanerous Brokus I July 21, 2006

opposite marriage

see "Divorce"

I'm going through an ugly opposite marriage. I just can't be married to that bitch, Miss California, anymore.

by dichron April 22, 2009

Opposite-Sex Social Deficiency

Also known as OSSD.

When an individual finds it incredibly difficult to converse or interact with a person of the opposite sex.

Also occurs when an individual can interact with a person of the opposite sex, but speaks without thinking, offends them without knowing it, or just doesn't know how to treat them. This can be seen in terrible boyfriends/girlfriends, pimps, annoying nerds, and short white freckled kids who think they're tough.

Justin: *mumbling* umm.. hi... i'm justin.. uh...
Hottest Girl in School: Hey, um, I don't remember ever seeing you before...
Justin: yeah um that's cus i'm always behind you... wait no i mean...
HGiS: Ew! Get away you freak!

*justin runs back to friends*
Friend: Omg man, do you have OSSD or something?!
Justin: What's that?
Friend: Opposite-sex social deficiency. You can figure it out.

by Synoryth November 5, 2009

opposex

The act of engaging in sex, but you're more opposed than being into it. It is not rape or forced and you really have no interest. My understanding is that this becomes more frequent the longer partners are together.

Harry: Last night Mandie would not stop bothering me so I finally gave in and we had opposex.
Larry: Did she enjoy herself?
Harry: I can't remember. It seems that we both never wanna do it at the same time anymore and that is sad.
Larry: Not having any action at all is sad, Harold!

by von groovy June 25, 2017