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short ones

Carl had to leave work early in order to get to the elementary school in time to pick up his short ones....
by sheila in the car July 12, 2011
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Property of Ones

A bougus mathematical Theorum by Strongbad graduate of Crazy go nuts university: The oneitude is directly proportional to the colditude of the one. In laymans terms, A one that is not cold is scarcely a one at all
Acording to the Property of Ones, this one has a low oneitude level
by Jeff October 8, 2003
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The Ancient Ones

The Ancient Rulers of the Darkness, in a time before Time, when no Light existed. They who were slain by The Elder Gods, namely Marduk, begotten son of The Father Enki; Marduk who is Lord of Lords and Magician of Magicians, First Born and Ruler of The Elder Gods, Fashioner of The Magic Name, The Magic Word, The Magic Number and The Magic Shape and were cast into the eternal Abyss, The Netherworld, called Hades and Absu.

From the blood of Kingu, Ruler of The Ancient Ones, was the race of Man created and from the fluids of the vile Serpent Tiamat were the Heavens, the Stars and the Earth created.

The Ancient Ones keep constant watch over The Gates of Absu, forever seeking enterance into Our World, so that They may rule the Earth.

Wicked are those magicians that are skilled that they may rouse The Ancient Ones and rouse The Serpent of The Deep Waters, known as Cthulhu, and grant them access into Our World.

Grant thyself power by The Names of Elder Gods by reading and following to the letter the formulae contained within the pages of The Necronomicon, known as The Book of The Black Earth and The Book of the Dead, brought to us from the teachings and scripts of Abdul Alhazarad, known by many as The Mad Arab, paying particular attention to those written down within the pages of The Maklu Text and The Book of The Calling.
The Elder Gods did War in Heaven with The Ancient Ones, so as to create Light out of Supreme Darkness and the Heavens and The Earth and all that dwell therein.
by E April 6, 2005
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Onesie

Warm terry-cloth awesomeness shaped like different characters.
"If your onesie doesnt have a butt flap, you're gonna have a two-sie"
by ElizabethDrake June 3, 2018
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Hot Ones

A popular youtube talk show that involves various celebrities eating spicy wings and talking about various subjects to Sean Evans, the host of the show.
I watched 'Hot Ones' the other day
by WaffleBees43 March 31, 2019
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key (ones) car

verb, to scratch the paintjob surface of a car.
I had my car out of storage for just 3 days, and some dickless piece of shit had the nerve to key (ones) car.
by nick_g July 6, 2010
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oneuslvr

the ceo of loving oneus and mcnd on tiktok. also has a super cool and friendly discord server for people if theyre 10-15!!! hit 300 in a few days :eyes: the next big fan account if u ask ME
person one: “whos your favourite oneus stan?”
person two: “ahh thats the simple! oneuslvr is superior!”
person one: “oh, ill have to check them out!!”
by huen1ngkai December 22, 2020
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