by vinny December 20, 2004
Get the no offense mug.The short line used after a very offensive and usually embarrassing statement which supposeably makes everything the 'sender' said socially acceptable.
Leevon: OHH MYY GOD ALAA! Your such a little bitch ass, stupid pin dicked, cock sucking mother fucker who smells like absolute shit! no offense. =)
Alaa: lol (OMG im so glad he said no offense or i would of taken it offensively)
Alaa: lol (OMG im so glad he said no offense or i would of taken it offensively)
by Wavell September 29, 2008
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4 Piece Trendless Thrash Metal band from Reading, UK formed on the rum fueled evening of the 25th of April 2008. Playing the purest, most balls out 80's inspired thrash metal without the taint of modern day 'fashion' metal, e.g. Emo, Screamo etc.
Fans of Strike Offensive call themselves Strike Offenders
The offensive starts here...
www.strikeoffensive.com
Fans of Strike Offensive call themselves Strike Offenders
The offensive starts here...
www.strikeoffensive.com
Dude, did you see Strike Offensive thrash the fuck out last night?
Yeah man, they were fucking awesome!!
Yeah man, they were fucking awesome!!
by Strike Offensive July 10, 2011
Get the Strike Offensive mug.Version 1: An offer from another person that you previously found attractive (sometimes in the heat of the moment) which completely changed your mind so that you are now repulsed by them.
Version 2: The strategy of blowing people off at places such as bars by facetiously leading them to believe that you are interested in them and then making an outrageous offer meant to turn them off and make them go away.
Version 2: The strategy of blowing people off at places such as bars by facetiously leading them to believe that you are interested in them and then making an outrageous offer meant to turn them off and make them go away.
Version 1:
Woman: "I want you now"
Man: "I want you too"
Woman: "Mmm, I want to give you a golden shower"
Man: "Whoa, wait, what?...no, no, no-thank you! ...that's a turn off-offer"
Version 2: "I would love to go back to your place and meet your pet land snails; Johnny Depp and Tom Brady, ...Mmm... and in the morning I'll saute and hand feed them to you in bed!
Then tells his friends: "I just gave that chick a turn off-offer she couldn't refuse".
Woman: "I want you now"
Man: "I want you too"
Woman: "Mmm, I want to give you a golden shower"
Man: "Whoa, wait, what?...no, no, no-thank you! ...that's a turn off-offer"
Version 2: "I would love to go back to your place and meet your pet land snails; Johnny Depp and Tom Brady, ...Mmm... and in the morning I'll saute and hand feed them to you in bed!
Then tells his friends: "I just gave that chick a turn off-offer she couldn't refuse".
by The Civil Word Servant October 15, 2010
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Comment submitted with request to Delete: "I am a very religious person and I will tell you that I will swear."
Comment submitted with request to Delete: "I am a very religious person and I will tell you that I will swear."
by Katie October 6, 2003
Get the non-offensive swears mug.Jack: Wanna hear an offensive Joke!
John: Sure!
Jack: You know why child predators come last in a race because they come in a little behind
John: funny thing is my brother was kidnapped by a child predator. (leaves)
John: Sure!
Jack: You know why child predators come last in a race because they come in a little behind
John: funny thing is my brother was kidnapped by a child predator. (leaves)
by Thepoliceis9 May 22, 2022
Get the Offensive Joke mug.Tet Offensive
(VIETNAM HISTORY) Major effort by the National Liberation Front ("Viet Cong") and the PAVN to defeat the US-backed puppet regime in Saigon (the putative Republic of Vietnam"). The Tet Offensive began 31 January 1968 and was suppressed around 24 February.
In Saigon, NLF forces attacked the presidential palace, the airport, the ARVN headquarters, and US Embassy. The US and ARVN forces, who were caught off guard, quickly responded and within a week had recouped most of the lost territory. The NLF held out the longest in the pre-colonial capital of Hue, fighting back with great tenacity.
(VIETNAM HISTORY) Major effort by the National Liberation Front ("Viet Cong") and the PAVN to defeat the US-backed puppet regime in Saigon (the putative Republic of Vietnam"). The Tet Offensive began 31 January 1968 and was suppressed around 24 February.
In Saigon, NLF forces attacked the presidential palace, the airport, the ARVN headquarters, and US Embassy. The US and ARVN forces, who were caught off guard, quickly responded and within a week had recouped most of the lost territory. The NLF held out the longest in the pre-colonial capital of Hue, fighting back with great tenacity.
Prior to the Tet Offensive, the US military could claim it was well on its way to winning the war. Afterward, Gen. William Westmoreland admitted 200,000 more troops would be required to win the war, and US opposition to the war ballooned.
However, the NLF was nearly annihilated in the Offensive, with almost 60,000 killed.
However, the NLF was nearly annihilated in the Offensive, with almost 60,000 killed.
by Primus Intra Pares July 25, 2010
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