nutley

A place where the girls aren't as hot as advertised. All they do is pack on tons of makeup to cover up their frightening faces. It would be hard to walk down the street and not find at least 3 artificially enhanced males with spiked hair and a fake tan. Although they think their town is amazing, their high school has a horrible cocaine, perc, and weed problem. They deal drugs out of cars in Mandees parking lot. In recent years, their football team has been plagued with allegations of steroid use. Recently, their best football players were raised and taught how to play football in Belleville, and moved to Nutley to avoid the hispanic plague moving in from Newark. Although they tend to turn the other cheek, Nutley has had problems and accidents with drunk driving over the past few years. Although their football team has beat Belleville almost every year for the last 10, Belleville people are generally considered tougher, and usually always whip nutley kid's asses in fights. This has been going on for years. Anyone who claims to be tough in Nutley is either crazy, or was raised in Belleville. Nutley people generally look down on the town of Belleville because of it's diversity. What they don't realize is that Nutley will eventually be invaded as well.

White kid from Nutley: "Belleville sucks because of all the spics you guys have.. you are poor."
White kid from Belleville: "Dude, you are from Belleville."
White kid from Nutley: "Uhh.. our football team will beat yours."
White kid from Belleville: "Maybe because your starting Quarterback, Fullback, Linebacker, and D-Tackle are from Belleville, and you guys all juice. Why don't we fight and see who wins that?"
White kid from Nutley: "...sorry i said that.. I don't wanna fight."

by Clint "the man" Eastwood September 23, 2008

nurdle

The up and down movement of a cats front paws on an object (or person) before laying down.

The cat nurdled the pillow for a good five minutes before he layed down.

by Dana Duffy August 25, 2005

Purple Nurple

twistying the nipple till it turns purple

raise your 13 own damn kids

i like rough sex... purple nurple is for the win

biatch

by rogh sex and gay porn February 24, 2009

nutless sack of dick

Someone who is too much of a pussy to order a pizza over the phone.

If a friend says, "Hey guys, the gravitational pull from my gaping vagina is causing me to be unable to gather the fortitude of mind to order a pizza this day", one may respond , "Order the fucking pizza you nutless sack of dick".

by mackerbruny February 9, 2010

Nurple surking

The act of a roommate kissing/sucking nipple while the other roommate is in the room. Often associated with a slurping/sucking sound that is unbearable to the left out roommate. A terrible thing to witness.

Roommate 1, "Yea He was nurple surking all night, that's why my ears are bleeding."

Horacio from CSI: Miami, "Yea, we believe he proceeded to jump out of his window when the nurple surking started."

by Archie604 April 6, 2010

nurple

A gentle rolling of the nipple between your fingers, preferably during sex, which brings on an intense orgasm for some lucky females.

Oh god baby.. that feels so good... give me a nurple.. I'm going to cum...

by Quimcy September 11, 2003

nutley challenge

A game where one person sits with legs spread while another person throws a ball directly at their crotch area. Points a given for direct hits in the crotch area.

Lionel Hutz, a prominent staff attorney, scored the winning point in nutley challenge when he threw the jet ball directly at his officemate's nuts.

by J-Dog Slitman October 19, 2006