num nugget

a ugly girl with no life - seriin kiirca

she's such a num nugget her name must be Seriin Kiirca

by haybo45 October 15, 2011

num nutts

to have a low sperm count

by marcus p June 13, 2003

Num Toggs

A word said by many "quackers" to descibe when something is delicious or tasty. Made famous by Jeanne Bice, creator of the Quacker Factory clothing line as seen on QVC.

Quacker #1-"What did you have for dinner last night?"
Quacker #2-"Oh! I made a great big salad with meat and cheese in it! It was num toggs!"

by TotesMagotes March 25, 2009

num-chuks

something that hurts if used the right way

i hit myself in the balls with my num-chuks...

by tainted shadow September 16, 2006

numbnut (num-nut)

numbnut (num-nut)

an extreame state of idiocrocy and/or stupididy

numbnut (num-nut)

adj.

dan is such a numbnut

person1: what up numbnuts

person2: well keep talking and you will be

by wackjobg January 7, 2010

num lock/789-456++123enter0.enter

The phenomenon that occurs when you reach the ultimate stage of boredom that you decide to type down the entire num pad also known as the most useless piece of shit.

Me: I'm bored as fuck
My brain: Then why don't you define num lock/789-456++123enter0.enter?
Me: Good idea!

by lolnoizntcol September 25, 2023

Compulsive Num Num Disorder

CNND, also known as Compulsive Num Num Disorder is an mental disorder that most lesbians possess.

Symptoms: Can't stop eating carpet, sticks out tongue in every selfie, and eats sardines and canned tuna casually.

Remedies: Shock therapy, church, medieval torture methods, and brainwashing via MK ULTRA.

Doctor: Natalie, you have CNND.
Natalie: what's that?

Doctor: Compulsive Num Num Disorder
Natalie: ????
Doctor: you eat roast beef way too often
Natalie: ???
Doctor: you have an addiction to pussy

by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom August 20, 2024