Sunrise lumberjack

A sunrise lumberjack is someone who gets multiple simultaneous boners in the morning, everyday.

Person 1: "I pride myself on being a sunrise lumberjack."
Person 2: "That's fucking gross Chris."

by Moose Herdz March 30, 2017

Russian Lumberjack

When a Russian girl is sucking your cock, you say something that pisses her off and she responds by chomping your cock(wood) off.

Kisha was giving me some great head, I called her a dirty slut and she took it the wrong way and gave me the Russian lumberjack leaving me cockless.

by JUGGG!!!! April 15, 2019

lumberjack smack down

When you line up a group of girls and you run up and smack them in the face with your cock, the way a lumberjack runs thru a field of tree. i.e. hoes being the trees

"ladies welcome to friday night lumberjack smack down, everyone down to their knees"

by arnold schowllenpecker April 20, 2008

Lumberjack off

When you grow out your pubes until they resemble a beard, the you masturbate with syrup.

-"Hey man, wanna go get some flapjacks?"
-"Not right now, I'd rather go Lumberjack off."
-"Alright, just make sure you wash your balls when you're done."

by Lumberjacket August 15, 2009

Mexican Lumberjack

A sex move in which a male is fornicating a female from behind and then takes out an axe and cuts on of the females legs off and then gizzs on the stump.

Yo man the mexican lumberjack is my favorite sex move, too bad you can only do it twice to your partner.

by Stevie Harlow May 1, 2010

lumberjacking

The act of masturbating whilst watching someone else take a shit, or the act of taking a shit whilst someone watching masturbates

Man, my wife is a dirty bitch - we did some serious lumberjacking last night! She squatted over a glass coffee table & took a shit while I was underneath, masturbating furiously!!

by Jack Shit II July 20, 2008

Lumberjackie

A very tall and masculine chick that would be a great lumberjack.

Jenn: Whoa, that chick looks like Paul Bunyan.

Gina: Yeah, that's a Lumberjackie forsure.

by xjj May 4, 2011